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Toast@dauntingtoaster· 1d

"Fred is not a fan of people or other cats, we think he might have been feral too long" Mmhmm, not so sure about that

Fred, a striped tabby, looking utterly pathetic and sad curled up inside a cat house on a cat tree

Fred, arching his back into my hand for more skritches, paws pressed up against the wall of the cat house, starting to make biscuits as he begins purring

Fred, still looking the saddest a cat has ever looked, now curled up into an orb, his head pressed into the palm of my hand as I scratch his head

Toast@dauntingtoaster· 1d

Sorry, can't come in to work today, I'm stuck under an unmovable object

Marvin, the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on my bed with his head resting on my palm like it's a pillow. He is snoring and purring simultaneously somehow.

Toast@dauntingtoaster· 11d

Saw Marvin batting at something in the grass, little shit was playing with a bird. Took a few minutes to come to before flying off up into the trees

A small gray and brown bird sits camouflaged on the ground, small clover and grass sprouts stick up from the ground, with the dead leaves and patches of dirt matching the coloring on the bird

A gloved hand holding a small brown bird, it's beak is resting on my forefinger and it's tiny feet are holding on to my ring finger as it looks around to see if it's safe to fly

Toast@dauntingtoaster· 28d

going outside to take continuous poison damage like a dark souls character

a graph displaying the air quality index for my town, with a current level of 'Hazardous', the highest level. Air Quality Index of 605.

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jul 14

Miniature Australian Shepard pet status: resounding success

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jul 12

I will feed every animal that comes through my yard by hand or die trying

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 24

He fell asleep on my hand and bleeped

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on my bed with his head resting on the palm of my hand

Marvin still using my hand for a pillow, his toe beans dirty from being outside most of the time

Marvin snuggled even more into my palm, doing little bites in his sleep with the tiniest blep sticking out of his mouth

Marvin still sleeping like an adorable angel, his tiny pink tongue sticking out of his mouth

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 19

Good morning to the tiny baby and the new soot sprite of the backyard

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, laying on my bed next to me, eyes closed as I scratch his tiny orange head

A small black cat with very green eyes sitting in my backyard among the grass and wild flower weeds

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 16

Got savagely mauled by a tiger last night

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 16

Look at this sleepy baby

A close up of Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on top of a crumbled up comforter, his face snuggled into a fold of the blanket

An above view of Marvin sleeping on the comforter, laying like a long orange potato, face planted into the blanket and paws all tucked up under his body

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 11

yesss, yess, yes! Nap together!

Marvin the neighbors orange cat and Willow my Australian Shepard laying on the couch together, as they're both sleepy babies. Willow looks sad while Marvin appears oblivious mid bath.

Willow and Marvin falling asleep together on the couch, Willow's eyes are dropping shut as I scratch her head, as she uses the couch arm as a pillow. Marvin continues to clean himself in the background.

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Jun 10

It's literally one of the symbols most commonly associated with nazism

The wikipedia entry for bans on Nazi symbols, clearly showing the totenkopf as one of the three "symbols that are most commonly associated with nazism"

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 31

Tacos at the park and counted 32 robins

Me, my partner Willa, and our dog Willow sitting on a picnic table eating tacos. Willow the Australian Shepard is standing on the table smiling at the camera

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 9

Buck list item: hold a baby duckling - complete

A small black and yellow duckling sitting in the palm of my hand, as I try to find where his mom and siblings went after Marvin tried to hunt them

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 6

Met the neighbors puppy

A small brown pit bull puppy with a little white splot on her nose, her eyes big and puppy like, sniffing at my hand

A small brown pitbull puppy, with her chin in my hand so I can give her scritches, she has a pink spot on her lip that looks like a heart

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 2

Who mostly just seem confused

A gray squirrel standing on its back feet like a meerkat on the edge of a planter box, tiny front paws curled up at its chest, looking to the side

The gray squirrel still standing upright, now looking at the camera, paws still held together at its chest

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 2

Someone's mad the squirrels beat them to the peanuts

An angry looking groundhog, sitting near my back fence. It's incredibly round looking with narrowed eyes and a comical little pouty mouth

The same groundhog, turning their head away and up from my yard, looking like the biggest plumpest squirrel to ever exist

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 1

He's just so baby, it's ridiculous

Marvin the neighbors orange cat laying on his stomach in his blanket nest with his face sticking up over the edge, tiny nose visible, eyes closed and his tail peaking up behind him

Marvin curled his face into the blanket, paws tucked up under his head as a pillow.

Marvin laying with his legs stretched out straight, and one paw bent at a silly angle, his head smushed into the blankets and one ear visible

Marvin resting his head on the edge of the blanket nest, his paw now holding onto the edge, both ears visible, eyes closed

Toast@dauntingtoaster· May 1

Look at this thing, behold it.

Marvin the neighbors orange cat looking up at the camera with barely open eyes like he's squinting. He is curled up in a blankets nest and looks like he's smiling. His face is tiny and his mouth looks like :3 emoji

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Apr 26

Where is your face little man

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, curled up in a gray blanket with his face buried under his tail, tiny paws visible next to his head

A close up Marvin's face buried into the blankets with his tail up by his little white eyebrows, orange striped fur visible

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Apr 23

Just a little guy, a tiny fella even

Marvin laying like a croissant, his tiny head resting on his front paws, eyes closed

A close up of Marvin's tiny head resting on top of his paws, his eyes closed and his striped orange fur pattern visible

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Apr 23

Excellent nap form, great stuff

Marvin the neighbors orange cat asleep on my couch, his ear smushed under his head and his paw draped over his face

Marvin tiny face and cute pink nose, his ear still smushed under his head, eyes closed, his paws now stretched down towards his feet

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Apr 6

Someone's mad I interrupted his squirrel hunt

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sitting in a high tension loaf pose, staring at me annoyed I distracted him while he was stalking the squirrels

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Apr 4

quiet, don't wake the baby

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, stuffed in-between my leg and the arm of the recliner like a hotdog, with his arms both sticking out straight

A side view of Marvin, his cheek laying tucked against his arm, eyes closed, completely asleep next to me

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 27

That's my spot but it's fine I guess

Marvin the neighbors cat, sleeping on my recliner, he's curled up and using his little paws as a pillow in an adorable manner

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 27

when the edible hits

Willow, an australian shepherd dog laying on her back on a couch like a person, sinking into the pillows, her mouth open a tiny bit with her little teeth visible, her eyes are drooping shut

a close up of Willow's face, her eyes are mostly closed and her mouth hangs open, making her look stoned out of her mind

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 24

the internet allows one to purchase cursed objects from the comfort of their own home

a green leather book cover, on the cover is a bizarre illustration of a group of children in robes cluster around one who is holding an open book, their faces are empty screaming masks stretched like wax over a mannequin as they peer over the shoulder of the book holder at whatever it displays.

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 22

You ever feel like, somebody's watching you?

Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sitting on my recliner, staring at the camera over the armrest with his face comically half hidden from the nose down. His body is half visible in a loaf pose.

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 17

Look at this squirrel before you go to bed

A chunky gray squirrel sits on the roof of my shed, tiny arms folded across his chest, looking out into the distance. Trees bisect the gray sky in the background

A chunky gray squirrel, looking at the camera with its tiny chunky face, hands held tucked up against its chest for warmth

Toast@dauntingtoaster· Mar 13

Oh yes, get cozy

Marvin the orange cat, snuggled into a blanket on my couch, eyes closed and purring

Marvin the orange cat, nested into a blanket on my couch, eyes closed and his tiny mouth in a little smile, snoozing in a small strip of sunlight on the back of his head