Dave Almighty
@dave-almighty
I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger. Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout? Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil. #GoSteamers
The irony is Seinfelds 17 year old girlfriend sent this meme to him when he was 38.
Damien Molony He’s a busy but not supercharged actor. He’s got all you need to be a great Doctor and wouldn’t an Irish Dr be great?
Never fathomed the “Nunez Bad” rationale. These are decent figures in his first two seasons. Under Slot, meh. We need players who run like maniacs & his stats are GOOD. These next four years will be his best years, imagine if Andoni can keep him onside & sharpen his finishing?
People got excited by Adidas being our kit maker. They’ve blighted us with the baggy bird shit kit and had this absolute mare for Newcastle:
You’re making the claim it is abnormal. Go, prove that, yours is the burden of proof. Show me no other clubs that have players out of contract in two years. Two years? That’s pretty much every club you big dafty. I don’t rely on AI, but it does legwork, see photo:
They walk amongst us, the ride the same trains, they vote in elections - they’re out there and there is nothing we can do.
Here’s Keir Starmer saying “he deeply regrets using” a phrase he didn’t use according to Marlowe. Weird that’d he do such a thing.
Oh sweet delicious hope, how I have missed thee. Scuttlebutt: Edwards and Hughes are canned. Iraola is rocknrolla AND he’s looking at the fella below as his assistant. Oh sweet googly moogly will I be a happy onion:
You are not alone I am in your house Sniffing on your shoes Blocking up your loo You are not alone I‘m under your bed Tickling your toes Putting spiders up your nose You are not alone
“So it looks like, and I say only that it looks like I am wearing an SS hat squatting over a mirror looking at my bumhole, but it turns out I was hacked or spiked, or something immigranty”.
Early concept versions of the new kit looked really good. This, oh dear. It might look good in the flesh, but this looks like a training top:
Just in case you missed it through your tears and checking you locked the door? Did you lock the door?
Bill, you big dafty, have a look for these quotes by Israel’s Finance minister who explains his son has asked him to leave part of Lebanon for him to destroy when he’s older. Are you sure you’re not talking absolute shit?
There is a really weird halo round the moon. Just took this photo
SUBTEXT TRANSLATION: “They’re making the decisions, I have to sit an eat shit and make excuses for them, but I don’t mind it when we lose powerful leaders from the squad because right now I am an insecure mess”.