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Dave Callum

@dave

Dutch derg 🇳🇱. Contains pictures of pierced dick! NSFW 🔞 Single, you'll know when I'm ready to mingle.

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Dave Callum@dave· 1d

Thought I'd share one of the funnier poems I've written.

Vital Signs

My sleep is shit; my thoughts are shot;
My cock, meanwhile, is clearly not.
Steel-ringed, it enters rooms before
The rest of me gets through the door.
Some stare; I grin. That's quite alright;
I'm more surprised it's up all night.

Dave Callum@dave· 2d

Thought I'd share another piece of poetry today! This one is dedicated to all the good friends who give you balanced advice. Who have a measured mind and a tender heart!

Good Company

You see the strengths my doubts disguise,
And bid me view it through your eyes;
I see in you a rarer art:
A measured mind, a tender heart.

Each sorrow gets a proper chair,
But is not asked to settle there;
We turn it over, part by part,
And keep the mind beside the heart.

Dave Callum@dave· 3d

Sometimes one encounters some funny accidental moments! Guess Dave could theoretically go fuck himself?

Dave Callum@dave· 3d

And another update! Jiggly time :)

Dave Callum@dave· 4d

he has a hat

Dave Callum@dave· 4d

Latest update ❤️

Dave Callum@dave· 4d

Progress report: I did a thing! The avatar is finally starting to get to a point where he is usable again 😍 Thank you @redaunamarien.com for having the patience to debug and help

Dave Callum@dave· 7d

Since there seems to be some appetite for sharing more of my poetry, here's a positive one meant to celebrate my dear friend @herrwozzeck.bsky.social! It is written to emulate the style of a poem he once delighted me with 💝

Encore, Dear

How kind the sea, to step aside
Enough for you to cross its pride
Regarding all we did not say,
Reason behaved itself all day.

When midnight flowered overhead,
Our deepest thoughts were softly said;
Zigzagging rockets crossed above,
Zero leisure left for love.

Even now, though oceans resume,
Certain songs reopen the room.
Kindly come ruin my manners again.

The Atlantic roars.
It has lost this fight before;
Then it yields you back.

Dave Callum@dave· 7d

So, apparently it's underwear day? I don't wear underwear very often, so I decided to pull one from the vault. Enjoy!

Dave Callum@dave· 8d

I'll drink to that!

Dragon holding a beer mug and saying Cheers!

Dave Callum@dave· 8d

Little preview of the creative project I'm working on :3 Model not by me, but I'm working on getting it ready and usable for some future projects!

Dave Callum@dave· 8d

Hey guys, breaking a bit of radio silence to share this amazing art piece and some poetry. I've been through a lot recently, but I'm looking towards the future and working on some creative projects that I hope to share here soon! 🎨 @chog.at 🖋️Myself

Gotye - Somebody that I used to know

Formerly Yours

At times I think how joyfully
You spoke of our eternity;
You crossed the sea; the rooms grew wide,
Yet still I thought you at my side.

The break arrived without a sign;
You'd kept the weather passing fine.
No ache had schooled me for the blow,
And I was last of all to know.

At times I count the little ways
You made me answer for your days;
How neatly every bruise became
A footnote written to my name.

I thought the end would kill the light;
Instead, it taught the room its height.
Relief arrived, discrete and late,
And took the chair beside the ache.

You made the rounds before goodbye,
A social grace I can't deny;
Before the truth came home to me,
It had rehearsed with company.

The missing fact came in one day,
In hands too pleased to give away;
It wore the manners of a sneer,
And made the arrangement clear.

No kindly witness spoke your case;
The truth had left no plea in place.
You took the arm that staged the scene,
And named the final picture clean.

When memory comes calling me,
I greet it with civility;
You are not love, nor enemy,
Just a stranger with a history.

Dave Callum@dave· Oct 9

I got myself a new cap today, lookin' quite snazzy 🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Oct 7

Things have been stressful and rough recently. But thankfully I'm getting a little bit of rest, and a good hearty lunch with my friend @keoblau.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 31

Tonight's dinner: Cullen Skink (or my take on it with smoked mackerel) Enjoyed in the good company of @hadrion007.bsky.social, @chief.splotch.es, @adyrtityger.bsky.social <3 Good times!

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 16

Thank you @tunajet.bsky.social and @galaxia.bsky.social for this absolutely lovely surprise <3 It has been a delight meeting both of you! I'm looking forward to us meeting again! ⬅️🎨 @galaxia.bsky.social ➡️🎨 @tunajet.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 16

It is finally done! I got nipple piercings

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 7

I've shown you mine, now show me yours ;)

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 7

I wanna see your favourite / best pieces featuring double dicks! Repost with your best double dicked piece :) I'll also happily accept entries with pierced cock 🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social And the sexy raptor is @spiritraptor.art <3

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 6

Alright, alright, another amazing piece from @bananadaboi.bsky.social This one still blows my mind, best back view of Dave _ever_ ♥ And don't worry, 'nana loves it when I carry him away like this 🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 6

Since y'all seem to be really enjoying @bananadaboi.bsky.social's art, lemme share you one of my favourite pieces he did of Dave ♥ 🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 5

Speaking of radioactive, @bananadaboi.bsky.social felt like Dave should try out having horse cocks for once, naturally I obliged the dear banana 🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social

Dave Callum@dave· Aug 5

Been a while since I last shared :) been a while since I had this guest over too! He's one of my converts ;P He made me feel slightly radioactive n_n

Dave Callum@dave· Apr 18

Lighting was good, always enjoy taking pics in the morning sun

Dave Callum@dave· Apr 4

In spirit of what's been a lovely #foreskin #fcf today, have some lovely foreskin art that @razzper.bsky.social has done for me ♥

Dave Callum@dave· Apr 4

This day also lends itself well for sharing one of my converts (with permission ofcourse) :) look at that lovely #foreskin wrapped around that gorgeous ring ❤️ ain't he a good son? Why don't you all go ahead and respond with yours too?

Dave Callum@dave· Apr 4

My contribution to what has been a lovely 4-4. Enjoy some #foreskin #fcf

Dave Callum@dave· Mar 12

Pfffft you had me lose it over that xD If I had a nickel for every time this happened xD

Dave Callum@dave· Feb 2

I caught myself a pup last night! Isn't @kryotic.drgn.dad a good boy!

Dave Callum@dave· Jan 16

Since it is dragon appreciation day, I want to appreciate a very special dragon in my life. @kryotic.drgn.dad I love you with all my heart ♥️ thank you for being my special guy. 🎨 @tawa2tawa.art