Oh look, a bandwagon. We must leap upon it.

Hope this blisteringly-hot summer ends soon

Fifty quid they charged for this at the Commonwealth Games.

But yeah, nobody's interested in women's sport...

In terms of bums on seats, not having the Commonwealths on free-to-air tv has had an impact, as has not having any road race events. I think they got the pricing wrong, too.

So this bough came toppling down sometime last night. Didn't hear a thing. Happily, one of the neighbours is a Canadian with a chainsaw...

My wife's name is Charity. We'd been together three years before we realised we were Chas and Dave. And Chas plays the piano, as is right and proper

...

That's alright. We'll take you wild swimming.

Hope y'all are enjoying the heatwave

Just had a haircut lads

Don't know who this is, but he seems a fun guy

Spud always had hidden depths

Awesome that Serbia has as much history as Portugal and Switzerland combined

Purvey me an ounce of your traditional e-liquid, good sir.

Good Lord...

"Incident"...

The sun has finally made its way up north. Shame that Scotland doesn't really do bank holidays

SEND ME YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE RECIPES

Our daughter is about to do her last uni exam, bit weird to no longer have a child in formal education.

Ok I lied about the snow

Oooh. Lunch.

My work here is done. Nearly.

Hashtag normal country

Our Lord was famously partial to a chocolate chip, in fairness

A couple of students heard I hadn't been promoted

Middle child is currently in North Carolina, embracing everything US culture has to offer

Middle child is embracing every aspect of North Carolina culture. Such as it is.