Dave, because you are not.
@davewholovesbeer
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
I made a double cheeseburger. I’m going to eat it. It has ketchup, mustard, some hidden bacon, and cheese. It is the most satisfying thing in my life at this moment.
I want a Fallout series/game based in Florida. There were two vaults in FL, Orlando and Tallahassee. The show established that.
That wasn’t horrible, but it sounded like it was from a movie. Since you’ve answered…
Seen at Sam’s Club. There would be some dead birds over this.
Found this at Sam’s this morning for $30. Prime Rib for 4.
This is a cooking competition on Food Network hosted by Terry Crews. Two slices of bread, motherfuckers. That’s what makes a fucking sandwich.
Here’s one I found. Took a screenshot because you just don’t see monsters like this everyday.
My family is picking up food, and the part on the bottom right makes me think that this is a cool place to work.
That’s Friends for Peace, a BS advocacy group run by Brad Parscale. I’ve texted back and forth with “Sarah”. Same exact verbiage.
A slice of layer cake from a bakery in Hendersonville. 10 layers. Count ‘em.
I’m fairly impressed. Sitting in Hendersonville waiting on the women folk while they shop and I have the dogs with me. Everyone who has wanted to pet them has asked first.
