David Cyrus

@davidcyrus

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David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jun 15

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 31

GOP

Grievance.
Over.
Policy.

We complain.

We don’t fix.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 31

Caption: “Anti-Vax Research”

Panel 1: Person in lab coat sitting in in a laboratory performing scientific research

Panel 2: Person sitting on toilet reading their cellphone

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 30

Panel 1 (labeled “Under Biden”):

Scene: A grocery counter containing cartons of eggs with the pricing sign “Eggs $3.75”.

An angry man in a red “Make America Great Again” baseball cap standing next to the counter screams, “Let's go, Brandon! Why is eggs so dang expensive?!”

Panel 2 (labeled “Under Tump”):

Scene: The same grocery counter containing the same cartons of eggs as in Panel 1, except the pricing sign now reads “Eggs $7.50”.

The same man as in Panel 1 is wearing the same clothing, with the addition of a sport coat and reading glasses perched on the end of his nose in a scholarly manner.

The man calmly reads from a textbook titled “Econ 101”:

“The cost of eggs is a complex interplay between inflation and other factors, like bird flu, of which the President has little control.“

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 30

"He hates the same people I hate. He's got my vote!"

Guess what, he hates you too.

And he's going to prove it.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 30

Might this Truth Social post indicate cracks in the bromance between 45/47 and Elon Musk?? globalnews.ca/news/1098760...

"I have just asked Elon Musk and Space X to 'go get' the two brave astronauts who have been virtually abandoned in space by the Biden Administration. They have been waiting for many months on Space Station. Elon will soon be on his way. Hopefully, all will be safe. Good luck Elon!!!"

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 29

They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 27

"If someone says it's raining & another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true."

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 24

You don't Hassel the Hoff!

T-shirt with an image of the face of David Hasselhoff and the words "Don't Hassel the Hoff!" surrounding the image.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 24

Never forget that “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 22

Hmm... Could there perhaps be some OTHER reason that many Americans voted for him?

"He hates the same people that I hate. He's got my vote!"

Guess what, he hates you too.

And he's going to prove it.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 22

Never forget “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Jan 19

Geez! That IS scary! It is a good thing that Americans are a proud, smart people that would never allow a threat to their democracy! (1/2)

Panel 1:

Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose your democracy.”

Image below: A crowd of American citizens sleeping and snoring

Panel 2:

Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose TikTok.”

Image below: The same crowd of American citizens screaming, panicking, and completely losing their sh*t

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 27

I’m sure HE likes to think so… #DeportElonMusk #EndOligarchy #EndCitizensUnited #BillionairesCannotGovern

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 20

The Kraft Heinz Company, maker of Heinz ketchup spent 23 million dollars in research and development of the bottle top on Heinz ketchup to get juuust the right fart sound. Trust me. I’m a random internet guy. (I kid! About the research, that is. I am just an internet rando.)

Photo of a squeeze bottle of Heinz ketchup

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 18

Ah-HAH! I have determined the source of the mysterious east coast “night drones”!

Photo of a store named “Drones Plus” which sells and trains one in the use of drones.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 10

Spoof Alert: Wow! N.P.R.’s “Planet Money” followed me! Hey, waitaminute! Check out the following screenshot… It’s not “planetmoney”. It is “pianetmoney “ with a capital “I” that looks like a lowercase “L”! Wow… You mean one cannot trust everyone on the internet?!? Get outta here!

Screenshot of the Bluesky app showing my account being followed by “pianetmoney”, not “planetmoney”.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 8

Breakfast at Original Pancake House… “eggs Benedict Arnold”. They turn traitor on your meal and sell it out to the British in exchange for a traditional British breakfast.

Delicious-looking photo of eggs Benedict at Original Pancake House

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 7

I cannot make this stuff up…

Smartphone screenshot of Bluesky account “McRibIsBack” liking my post about finding Yuletide solace in the McDonald’s McRib sandwich… back for a limited time only.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 7

I like this one too.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Dec 7

I saw this image meme and it really resonated with me.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 29

Sighted on the wall of a restaurant in Round Rock, Texas

Photo of an old pickup truck with chickens on it. A highway map of the US serves at its matte.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 27

One more cactus pic…

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 27

Another cactus pic…

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 27

Another cactus pic…

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 27

Cactus pic time! I asked about the flower in the desktop photo of my friend Ken’s iPad. Turns out it was not a flower, but a cactus… And said cactus happened to be only a short walk away.

A photo of a cactus. The camera is above it and pointing straight down

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 26

Day drinking! Bourbon flight… arranged by increasing A.B.V.

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 22

B.J.’s Brewhouse hosts multiple-course dinners periodically, but I have never attended one. I wonder if I should change that?

Promotional flyer for B.J.’s Brewhouse holiday prime rib dinner (4-course meal)

David Cyrus@davidcyrus· Nov 22

This is the B.J. Brewhouse strawberry shortcake pizookie that came with my meal. Behold… and drool!