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@davidhdaw

Sadly these are the organized thoughts.

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Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 18h

Is it like a known thing that peak Harlan Ellison was extremely Garth Marenghi coded? This is a man who‘s known writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 19h

🎶Ooooooo I wanna’ take you to Aruba, Bahama come on pretty mama.🎶

Three posts from the JAV titles account:
Kaoru
Honoka
Suzuka

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 1d

This is who killed boobs in gaming. It's all about woke butts now because of them. Does the moon even have a gender? Wake up sheeple!

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 1d

I think I start every other post with “Extremely funny” now because this has become my default worldview

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Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 5d

I genuinely think I could work up a 22 episode season of these. Call me NBC.

Ice-T saying "They're calling it faradaying. First you go into an underground sex bunker where your sex tattoo doesn't work. Then you bounce on it crazy style. Totally untraceable. It's an epidemic and we don't nknow how to stop it."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 5d

Ice T saying "They're calling it 'Marital Sex' In quotes. They get married, shack up for a few months then get divorced. Sick fucks."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 5d

Finally. A reason to use this.

Big Dog Shirt that says "Excuse Me, JEFF! You might be DATING MY MOM but keep your PAWS off my MANGA.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 5d

Ice-T saying "They're calling them Chart Fuckers. Polycules so complex you need a months long sting operation just to figure out who did the dastardly nasty. Got dozens of 'em up in Portland."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 6d

Mad Men Presentation meme with "NordVPN for fucking."

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Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 8d

Hans Moleman saying "we need dems who actually fight republicans" and then saying "no that's too much"

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 10d

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· 10d

Still the goat.

Protagonist of Disco Elysium trying to come up with the most intelligent thought on communism ever and arriving at “are women bourgeois” from failing.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jul 6

Randos on here who decided to start caring about sports for the world cup and immediately got everybody mad for having opinions on FIFA have me feeling like this.

Zoidberg saying "Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 23

Trade offer meme where Iran gets 300 billion dollars and Trump gets a good press cycle from our worthless idiotic press.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 17

We count those meme with "That's Google Reader. We Count Those."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 17

Trump: We ended the war with a secret kind of agreement where the parties didn't agree to anything. The Press, Wall St, the international community and the entire GOP:

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 14

Don Draper presentation meme for "A cigarette but good for you."

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 11

Having the time of my life in the new group chat feature with a bunch of friends. They're all in the chat laughing too.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 10

That's just this dude's life every 5 minutes.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· Jun 8

This is the only REAL New Yorker. Everybody else, from the Martian nepo babies to the robot mafia to the mad scientists are living on the ruins of the real New York and are therefore settler colonialist.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· May 30

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· May 29

Shatner pointing out the window in The Twilight Zone episode where there's something on the wing.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· May 29

I was saying fuck you.

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· May 29

Rotating Handles@davidhdaw· May 28