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David McJunkin

@davidmcjunkin

IATSE Local 695 Film/TV Production Sound Mixer, husband, girl-dad, dog-dad, swimmer, reader, sci-fi and fantasy fan. Dem, Pro LGBTQ+, Pro BLM, Anti-Faciast, 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA, 🚫Crypto, Long Beach CA USA

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David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· 11d

Andrea Junker
@strandjunker.com

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was practically engineered to break MAGA brains.
American-born (sorry, no "go back" card), ridiculously credentialed MD + Oxford PhD), explains policy like a normal human, and takes zero crap.

Good luck finding a script for that.

3:16 PM • Aug 9, 2026

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· 28d

SardarAsad
@SardarAsadd

Hurricane Katrina? Canada sent warships & supplies.
Wildfires in 2021? Canada sent water bombers.
9/11? Canada housed 33,000 stranded
Americans.
Now Trump mocks them and says "fix your own forests."
Canada has NEVER abandoned us. This is embarrassing, un-American, and wrong.

11:34 AM • 22 Jul 26 • 31.8K Views

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jul 17

Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

5:59 PM • 16 Jul 26 • 566K Views

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jul 10

I got news yesterday that a wonderful project that I had the privilege to work on recently got some serious love in the form of 6 Emmy nominations including a sound mixing nomination for myself and the rest of a really talented sound team. tags: @HBOMax, HBODocumentaryFilms, #melbrooks

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jul 7

Alert the burn-unit, incoming!

Suzie rizzio o
@Suzierizzo1

Now that was the perfect reply to stupid post!

Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte

Zohran Mamdani, the Ugandan-born radical, has the audacity to lecture Americans on what America is, while surrounding George Washington's desk with foreigners.
This is not America. This is an invasion.

Bill Jubran
@Bill_Jubran

Replying to iamblakeley and @ACTBrigitte

Bitch, you're from Lebanon. YOU'RE as much of a foreigner as any of them. I've talked to you in person and your accent sounds like you just got off the plane.

Who TF are you to tell us what America is?
Mamdani is helping, you're just cunting.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 29

I feel like this simple post touches on a great secret of life, this is true of not only the US but the entire world. I was once in Istanbul and a young Iranian man heard us speaking English with US accents. He introduced himself a told us most Iranians love America, this was in 2011.

Just a Dad
@dadmakingcans.bsky.social

"If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it"

German World Cup fan
11:37 PM • Jun 28, 2026

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 28

David Sirota
@davidsirota

@RoKhanna campaigning for @AbdulElSayed:

"The last people who have any right to lecture us about electability are the establishment who lost to Donald Trump twice. I don't want to hear it. If you had anything to do with those campaigns, please sit down or exit stage left."

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 24

Happy littlest accidents.

(Picture of Bob Ross with paintbrush in foreground and green reflecting pool with the Lincoln Memorial in the background)

"Now remember to make sure to properly mix "American Flag Blue" with "Cowardly BonespursYellow" to get that perfect
"Epstein Green"

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 24

Karoline Leavitt
@karolineleavitt

So true, and so sad. The liberal media is truly deranged.

Brilyn Hollyhand
@BrilynHollyhand

The reflecting pool has gotten more coverage than:

- Somalian daycare fraud
- Laken Riley's murder
- Biden's mental health decline ...

Conor Rogers
@conorjrogers

Trump: look at the pool, I fixed it.
Everyone look at the pool, I did a great job. Obama never fixed the pool. I did.
Look at the pool.

Media: the pool looks broken

Karoline: why are you guys talking about the pool, you're deranged

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 24

Alexis Cardarella
@thatquietsong

Half of America makes less than 35k.
Stop asking us why we're not having children. Stop asking us why we're not buying homes. Stop asking us why we can't save. Stop asking why we don't get a better job.

Ask corporations why they're paying their employees low wages.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 17

This is some world class trolling, the internet remains undefeated, Trump not so much.

(Picture of Washington Monument with newly extra green scum water from Trump's epic fail of cleaning it, text inlay says "Brawndo: The thirst mutilator" from the movie Idiocracy)

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Jun 6

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· May 26

PatriotLady Y
@PatriotLadyLucy 3d

You lost because you voted against your constituents!

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Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie

Epstein's friends are not my constituents.

12:20 PM • 5/22/26 • 505K Views

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· May 26

ADAM
@adamemedia1

You need to realise how insane it is that Thomas Massie - a highly-loved 8 year incumbent - was unseated by a random guy no one knows who didn't do debates, just because Israel/The Epstein class wanted it.
Thats the level of control they have.

4:02 am • 21 May 2026 • 391.3K Views

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· May 19

He's even lost the Bee

(Joke article from The Babylon Bee)

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing
In Iran

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· May 12

jay.zack.aj

Dear atheists, when you meet God on the day of judgement, what will be your excuses?

goodgodabove

At least I didn't support a fucking pedophile.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 26

💯🎯

Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot

Donald Trump is not a political genius or a genius of any kind. He ran for president out of pure narcissism and accidentally tapped into a thick, rich vein of American stupid.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 26

Scientists discover link between not understanding percentages and running a casino into bankruptcy

by Rich Smith 12 hours ago

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 21

Bill Madden
@maddenifico.bsky.social

In American history, we have never seen a movement with bigger wimps and pussies than MAGA. The entire world is laughing at these moronic incel beta cucks.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 15

Someone said that Stephen Miller is what you get when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary and I will never un-hear that.

Katie Miller
@KatieMiller

Liberal men aren't attractive.

Turnbull
@cturnbull1968

Bruh imagine writing this when you're married to this guy

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 14

Alex Giampapa
@Giamdaddy

America just needs a mom to be like, "A new war? You got new war money? You never even finished the last two. We have plenty of war at home."

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 13

(AI picture of enormously huge fat Donald Trump blocking the strait with his body)

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States to Blockade Ships Entering or Exiting Iranian Ports on April 13 at 10:00 A.M. ET.

Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

4/13/26, 12:43 AM

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Apr 1

Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice

TACO Tuesday coming a day early...
NEWS WIRE

@NewsWire US • 15h

Trump Tells Aides He's Willing to End War Without Reopening Strait Of Hormuz. — WSJ

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Mar 24

Ouch, but no lies detected

Gregory Hays
@aristofontes.bsky.social

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

4:12 PM • Mar 12, 2026

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Mar 18

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

PA voter: You're a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Mar 16

And since China is actively helping Iran target US troops I'm guessing their answer no as well.

theglobalreader01 6h

Trump demanded 7 countries join a coalition to secure Hormuz.

Japan said no.
Australia said no.
UK said "we're looking into it."
China hasn't responded.
So far - zero countries have said yes.

richoftheburns 3h

Hi, I'm British "were looking into it" is British for "no"

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Mar 6

I thought we had the Geneva Convention to prevent this type of war atrocity...

Rick Aaron
@RickAaron

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Mar 6

Picture of Trump pointing at a graph of the Dow crashing and Gas prices rising, caption reads "I did That"

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Feb 28

There, she fixed it, much better!

Melanie D'Arrigo ®
@DarrigoMelanie
Updated:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Now that my poll numbers are in tailspin - watch for me to launch a strike in Iran.
I am desperate.

1am
5:39 PM • 10/9/12

David McJunkin@davidmcjunkin· Feb 28

Fox News • @FoxNews

BREAKING: United States and Israel have attacked Iran.

Micah •
@micah_erfan

> Republican gets elected President.
> Cuts benefits for the poor.
> Cuts taxes for the rich.
> Starts a war in the Middle East.
It's crazy how it's always the same thing every single time.