“But rangas aren’t a race, Jonah.” “But sir there’s heaps of them. They’re everywhere.”

Honestly, it’s Pam from the Office in Walk Hard.

This came to me while walking the dog.

We did those already.

I am most familiar with this (as I imagine others are) with the example of the Glazers and Man Utd.

This from The Athletic. One way out of this intense pressing might end up being a trained long ball to the opposite wing. It’s always risk v reward: less defensive shape against the possibility of a quick counter-attack.

For those watching #AFL on 7: that Kia ad with the centaur. Surely I’m not the only person to think of this?

In the past few years it’s been ridiculous, too. Jesus is a forward, not a keeper.

Okay, now I’m worried about my appointment tomorrow with Emperor Palpatine.

Who called it “Americans having sex” when they could have called it:

Respectively: - just colonialism, lots of it - the Duke of Alva - Stamford Bridge (this time without Jose Mourinho bitching and moaning) - “Let’s Not Talk About Grandpa’s Gold”

So do we have any photos of Infantino’s new yacht yet? I bet it’s nice.

For any non-Australians who watch children’s TV: does this ring a bell?

That photo is the cat version of this:

Okay we’ll have to make this a thing when Geelong get good. #AFL

I just saw the front page of the Advertiser and, damn, Murdoch really does want to make her PM.

Mamdani excited about the Socceroos’ diversity. As well he should be.

Imposters are everywhere, Joseph.

“Mein Führer…Steiner could not reopen the Strait for transit.”

“The Strait of Hormuz remains open for transit.”

The car chase through the shopping centre, except it’s this.

Yeah, no contest on that one.

It's the 6th of June.

This is my go-to for rants of this sort.