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Davoid@davoid· 18d

Giving Mel Gibson $100 mil to correct this historical inaccuracy

A cartoon image of Duncan, the man-at-arms from Masters of The Universe. A white dude with a reddish brown mustache wearing cartoony fantasy armor and helmet in orange, green, and grey. The image background is white.

A still image from the film Masters of The Universe (2026) showing Idris Elba, a black man with a black mustache, as master-at-arms Duncan in his fantasy style battle armor.

Davoid@davoid· 21d

Here’s Phoebe on Phoebe

Saturn’s largest irregular moon Phoebe with my grey tabby Phoebe seemingly clinging to it with a sassy gaze at the camera.

Davoid@davoid· Jul 12

RIP my little buddy

A close up of a brown tabby cat with a tipped ear

Davoid@davoid· Jul 11

I give up Temu wtf is this. And who is buying the 23% off one

Part of a Temu ad showing two of the same item side by side. The item is bright red and looks like some weird interpretation of ovaries and fallopian tubes. One item has -23% above it; the other has -34% above it. I think o am happy that I have no idea wtf it is.

Davoid@davoid· Jul 10

Did anyone tell Al Jourgensen

News story titled Ministry founder Victor Marx wins Republican primary for Colorado governor
Story by Adam Edelman • 22h

Pic of a man with gray-white hair and beard wearing a black shirt and standing with his arms crossed. The background is dimly lit but we can see what looks like a pair of male torso statues.

Davoid@davoid· Jul 10

The poltergeists at your new place

Famous basketball player Michael Jordan dressed in a purplish t-shirt sitting back in a plush armchair in a large living room with the caption “…and I took that personally.”

Davoid@davoid· Jul 9

Did you get that press-on I told you not to get

A finger with a manicure depicting a shirtless man with a huge disproportionate penis and testicles dangling off the end. A puff of pubic hair has been added as well.

Davoid@davoid· Jul 9

The muppets Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. Bunsen has a bald melon head, is bespectacled, and is a yellow green color. Beaker has ping pong ball eyes, an orange honker of a nose, a shock of orange hair, and a deep perma-frown mouth. Both are in lab coats. Beaker is looking at Bunsen, who faces away. A brick wall is the backdrop.

Davoid@davoid· Jul 5

Dark Deeny and Keanu Reeves in… PEED? SPUNK?

A quick & dirty photoshop inserting Deeny over Sandra Bullock next to Keanu Reeves in a promo pic from the 1994 film SPEED

Davoid@davoid· Jul 3

Davoid@davoid· Jul 2

The couple that climbed the Empire State Building (in black garb, faces hidden, other skyscrapers in the background) with a big black flag that now says Worry about your split ends and that bill that's almost due before coming after me you raggedy ass bitch

Davoid@davoid· Jun 30

I’ve been feeding a black widow spider in my shed/studio and watching it go to town on a fly is creepily satisfying

Davoid@davoid· Jun 29

Davoid@davoid· Jun 29

A sticker on a green background showing a cartoon Shrek in fishnets and high heeled platform boots with the words SHREK’S WORK IS REAL WORK

Davoid@davoid· Jun 8

A sweaty guy with round spectacles and neatly combed hair holding a cigarette with a long ash dangling from the end. He is grinning defensively because it’s Martin Short’s SNL character Nathan Sturm.

Davoid@davoid· Jun 7

Black and white image of a man in a suit and tie staring out a passenger plane window with his mouth agape. It’s William Shatner in the Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode of the original Twilight Zone TV series.

Davoid@davoid· Jun 2

Not sure what this means exactly but it beats suckin a tailpipe

The back of a white Hyundai Ioniq car which has “electric” in raised silvery letters above the number 69

Davoid@davoid· Jun 2

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A comic panel of a guy with mustache, glasses, baseball cap, button down work shirt standing by a window. It’s the Stan Kelly sickos cartoon panel but instead it’s R. Crumb’s Normal Guy and he’s whistling.

Davoid@davoid· Jun 2

?

A comic panel of a guy with mustache, glasses, baseball cap, button down work shirt standing by a window. It’s the Stan Kelly sickos cartoon panel with the guy saying Yes… HA HA HA…YES! Except it’s R. Crumb’s Normal Guy.

Davoid@davoid· May 28

My cat likes to rest her head on my hand and it makes her look like an art critic

A closeup of a gray cat on a grayish green couch next to a gray pillow, resting her head on the hand of a guy in a drab green sweatshirt. I’m realizing there’s not a lot of color here except for a streak of pink from a blanket on the back of the couch. Maybe that’s why the cat has a vaguely judgmental thing going on.

Davoid@davoid· May 23

Me when my Aussie friend asks if I wanna play retro video games

The title screen for the old Nintendo game DUCK HUNT, showing a dog standing upright in a field holding a dead duck by the neck while two other ducks fly nearby. There is also a tree and a bush. Instead of DUCK HUNT it says DUH CUNT.

Davoid@davoid· May 22

Davoid@davoid· May 20

Alanis Morrisette voice: and isn’t it

Davoid@davoid· May 19

The classic “I made this” comic (apologies, I do not know the original artist) depicting a person holding out a spherical thing with antennas and saying “I made this” while another person reaches out and says “You made this?”
Below as a second panel it shows just the second person looking at the object in their hands with a slight frown. Below as a third panel is the same person no longer frowning, and saying “I made this”
Here the third panel has been altered to add the original person shown laying down with a pile of rocks on top of them.

Davoid@davoid· May 19

And here bsky says you’re a quiet poster

Screencap:
From Quiet Posters
e.g. Alice Lastna... @kiss... • 10h Having a harmonica in my foof so we can party when I queef

Davoid@davoid· May 16

Damn, someone lay some hands on those cankles wouldja

A pair of black scuffy looking slip on dress shoes and navy pants with some swollen-ass cankles in black socks visible in between. It’s America’s special boy.

Davoid@davoid· May 16

The black and white hedcut drawing of Matthew Hennessy, author of this dipshit opinion piece, with a shit eating grin on his face. It is zoomed in and blurry.

Davoid@davoid· May 16

post a meme made by you

A still from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga showing the titular character behind a red steering wheel, but with Omarosa’s stern face superimposed over hers.

Davoid@davoid· May 7

A woman leaning out the window of a brick apartment building in mid exclamation. Below her is shown the phone number 1-866-386-3102. It’s from the old “IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!” commercial

Davoid@davoid· May 5

Same path I took from Phoebe to Feebicle Squeebs

A grey tabby cat laying on the chest & shoulder of her human who is wearing glasses. Her paws are crossed cutely. Some backyard is visible in the background.

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