Karyn

@dayofkaryn

I write and age, mostly at the same rate. AttilaTheHun on AO3. Over 18.

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Karyn@dayofkaryn· 21d

Like this is a very specific but very effective type of erotica and no one can tell me otherwise

Jung Hoseok delicately pouring a cup of tea with his fingers ever-so-gently pressed against lid of the teapot

Karyn@dayofkaryn· 22d

Me entering Leo season while my friends stand helplessly by

Hoseok on stage in all black with sunglasses holding his arms wide. There’s a giant projection of himself behind him and backup dancers holding screens up like they’re filing him.

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Jun 30

A little known secret about being really nice to an author until they are tame is that sometimes you can plant persistent ideas in their head like “I bet you could write a scene about my cats as if Claude wrote it” and you will receive something insane like this in return. A gift and a curse!

“Brother,” said Chansey. “What troubles?”

Sterling attempted to convey without movement that he was displeased. “Brother, do you remember the shed?” said Sterling.

Chansey sniffed curiously. “Of course. We all remember from whence we came. The shed was the world.”

Sterling nodded, as one does to a correct answer. The shed had been large, unwieldy, and full of treasure, yet also strangely empty in the space of the world.

Sterling had learned of the world since.

“In the shed, there was water,” said Sterling. “Correct?”

“Correct,” said Chansey.

“But was it gathered in a bowl, contained and gathered like yarn on a spool?” said Sterling.

Chansey thought deeply. Chansey thought deeply about everything, as his thoughts arrived like a train on a prairie track - far away until close.

“No,” said Chansey.

“Exactly,” said Sterling.

He began the work of extraction once more, and it was work but not work that could not be play. This was his world now.

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Jun 23

Important evidentiary support

Screenshot of Hoseok from I live alone wearing a black sweater with a colorful scarf. A host is saying he looks like a bougie parent

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Jun 23

Me when I’m comfy on the couch for a day of nothing, with all of my activities and snacks and blankets and hydration, and I realize that the TV remote is just out of reach

Screenshot of Jimin from a behind the scenes video asking “How do I overcome this problem?”

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Jun 18

The proud smile of a man who wore his crush’s favorite clothing and got the compliment he was desperately fishing for, enabling him to live off of that endorphin hit for days

Jungkook and Hoseok in a still from the Hollogan dance practice behind the scenes. Jungkook is wearing Hoseok’s human made clothing, and both are smiling and dancing to Jack In The Box

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 30

Like this man is not going to survive the harsh climes but he is going to have a GREAT time until then

Hoseok standing in a desert canyon wearing a white tank top, a white overshirt, cutoff jean shorts, and impractical tan boots. He’s posing like the canyon is for sale as well as himself

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 19

Welcome back baby

Jungkook standing in all black with his arms across his stomach in front of a motorcycle in a CK as. Other people are in the shot behind him and he’s very Guy

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 13

In the same way Jungkook turns towards his motorcycle bad boy fic persona like a daisy facing the sun, so does 2026 Namjoon orient himself towards the philosophical emo Mall Guy who will uplift your heart and break your back at a single request

Namjoon bent over a guest book on a colorful painted table, wearing a back BTS beanies black T-shirt and pants, and a smattering of silver jewelry

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Taehyung:

Six panel comic where Jules Verne sends Poe a scented fan letter and asks to be friends

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Seokjin:

Three panel comic where Tom Buchanan is berating Gatsby for not having old as balls money

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Hoseok:

Three panel comic where Valjean enacts a sexy arrest scene with Javert

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Namjoon:

Three panel comic where Tycho and Kepler argue if the sun orbits the earth and Tycho makes a “what if your wife orbits my dick” joke

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Jungkook:

8 panel comic where two swordsman are having a duel but one is late and forgets his sword, defeating the other with a boat oar

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

Yoongi:

Four panel comic where Nancy Drew orders Bess and George to bury money then shoots Bess

Karyn@dayofkaryn· May 6

BTS as Hark! A Vagrant comics: Jimin:

Three panel comic where two Victorian men objectify women and two foul mouthed Victorian women chastise them

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 22

#wipwednesday from the next chapter of Bone Witch! Someday to be finished…

Yoongi takes a deep breath, pouring his will into the future, and drags the bone along Taehyung’s spine. The fox shivers and barks, then spins in a circle.

I think it’s- he starts, and a sound like a small thunderclap blows Yoongi backwards.

He lands on his ass, yelping, and checks the pattern for damage. The green-gold shine of Namjoon shields them, and only has a second to be annoyed that his tree is smarter than him before a large figure appears in his view.

“I think it worked,” says a resonant baritone, and Yoongi looks up at the very large, very naked man looming over him. “Do I look human?”

Taehyung holds his hands up, flexing them experimentally. He spins around and looks up at Jimin, holding his arms out wide. “Jiminie! Come see!”

I can see just fine, thank you very much. You look ridiculous.

Taehyung’s face falls, but only briefly before he reaches up and pokes the flesh there. “That’s weird. I felt my face move. Yoongi, am I supposed to feel my face?”

He turns back, and Yoongi closes his eyes. “Why is your dick so big?”

“Hm,” says Taehyung, and Yoongi just knows he’s inspecting it with equally tactile care. “It seemed right. Is it not right?”

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Hoseok: CRANK!

I stay straight, I stay bad
I keep my finger on the trigger!
I’m so bad, my hoes bad
If I get drunk might have to ring her!
She pick up, then we fuck
I get so gay off that tequila!
I need some dick for Tuesday
Let me go put out some feelers!
Crank it!

Black and white studio picture of Hoseok in a full leather outfit leaning back in a chair, boot close to camera, dick facing the world

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Taehyung: BEAT UP CHANELS

Money, drugs, chains on my chest, that vintage Celine
Diamond grills, champagne bottles, swagger I bleed
I want sex, money, bitches and the stickiest weed
I want a cigarette

Taehyung looking down into camera, his leather-gloved fist next to his face. He is wearing a sleeveless shirt with bright lights behind him

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Yoongi: OH GODDD

Don’t give a shit what you do, what you did
I’ll tell everyone whether you like it or not
Eyes rolling crazy at things he’s still saying
He’s mad that I’m shrugging it off
Bitch, I’m a star

Yoongi looking straight into camera, head tilted to the side as he scratches his neck. He’s wearing all black

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Seokjin: OLD FLINGS

I see you creepin’ yeah
I see you from the sideline
I saw you in the corner
Me, my man don’t really mind
I left you dead in the club, I left it for the night
You’re looking for him but he’s something that you’ll never find

Screenshot of leather-clad Jin on stage, singing into his pink microphone and staring intently into camera

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Jungkook: GAS STATION

I loved you more than anything
And yes I made mistakes
But you know I would do anything to put a smile on your face
To make our home a nicer place
Was it really for me when you left me all alone at the gas station?

Jungkook photocard. He’s dressed in black with a silver chain around his neck. He’s looking up into camera from close up with his hair in his eyes so his eyes are huge

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

Jimin: CANNIBALISM!

He’s kinda sexy and mysterious ‘bout it
Heart eyes, all my judgement is clouded
I’m in your city can you show me around it?
You can put your money right where my mouth is
Oh, it’s on
I heard he loves a blonde
I want him on and on and on
Say now, before I’m gone
‘Cause baby this is do or die

A still of Jimin from the Hooligan MV. His hair is blonde and curling over his shoulders. He’s dressed in black with heavy chains around his neck.

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 14

BTS 2.0 as the new Slayyyter album: Namjoon: ST LOSER

I think about you
You don’t think about me
So pretentious, looking down at my St. Loser misery
I think about me
I shouldn’t be such a hater
If kids are bumping my shit, that’s a recession indicator
I think about me
I got my eyes on the trophy
I think these bitches write me off, but they don’t even know me

Namjoon from the waist up on stage in a brown leather jacket, shades, and a white tank underneath. He looks caught up in the moment

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Apr 13

I’m sorry Jungkook sliding in from the side of the shot to stare Hoseok down and contemplate perhaps devouring him whole as he answered a question is why I, personally, am insane

Hoseok answering an interview question while Jungkook’s face slides in from the edge of the shot to stare directly at him like he is going to bite his neck

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Mar 21

Inspired artistically this morning for some odd reason we may never know why

An edited version of the story of Jesus walking on the beach story with Hoseok in a tank over a picture of a beach with footprints in the sand. The edited text says “j-hope replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of fins in the water was when I fingered you.”

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Feb 23

The framing of this is true, but if the quiz had a slider to say how many hours of your day you spend thinking about everything you’ve ever said and done in your life I would have ended up with Namjoon for sure. bts-quiz.figma.site

You are Yoongi. You are grounded and honest. You process deeply and act when it truly matters.

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Feb 13

Namjoon when he knows someone at this table is about to say something ridiculous and / or provacative and he will have no choice but to continue adoring them forever and ever

A photoshop of BTS where they are sitting in suits at a press conference table reminiscent of the pose from The Last Supper. Namjoon, in the middle and the only one looking at camera, has an expression of “what can you do?” on his face

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Dec 28

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

Screenshot of Hoseok looking extremely side eye pissed off at something with the text over it “I chose to stay silent” the face I stayed silent with

Karyn@dayofkaryn· Dec 19

Taken from @/clarz because it’s the holidays and that’s the time to focus on myself! Thanks to her for coming up with it! You can tell she’s a writer because these are super interesting writer questions…