David Branch

@dbranch9

Retired, living in Wadawarrung country 🇦🇺. Exiled long-suffering Norwich City supporter. 1/8th Canadian 🇨🇦. Climate action now. I hate corruption in politics so I hate the LNP, Tories and the GOP. I get my daily Ukraine update from balloon-juice.com.

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David Branch@dbranch9· 12d

It would be if you have an OnlyVans account

A van near Geelong in Victoria with an advert on the rear window of Only Vans and a mobile phone number

David Branch@dbranch9· 14d

Here’s why he’s a moron - continued

A picture of a Tesla Cybertruck which has proven to be an even bigger sales flop than the historically bad Ford Edsel

David Branch@dbranch9· Jul 10

Saturday morning Melbourne kickstart

A picture of a cup of flat white coffee with the words Degraves Espresso on the inside of the cup above the coffee

David Branch@dbranch9· Jul 7

Found on that meta picture thing

An image of the Mannequin Pis dressed in a Belgium football kit I peeing into the green waters of the Reflecting Pool

David Branch@dbranch9· Jul 4

Vincent Namatjira’s portrait of Gina Rinehart at an exhibition at the National Gallery of Australia. Gina demanded it be taken down, obviously never having heard of the Streisand Effect.

David Branch@dbranch9· Jun 27

Apparently, so many people are googling Culvers they think it’s a Denial of Service attack

A message on Culvers website saying “Attack blocked by web application protection “

David Branch@dbranch9· Jun 23

Love the islands. This was taken on my first visit to Canada, we have relatives just outside Toronto. Can you work out when it was taken?

A late evening uphoto of the Toronto skyline from the Islands taken sometime in the last century. You can clearly see an uninterrupted view of the CN Tower and the downtown city skyscrapers including the Royal York hotel.

David Branch@dbranch9· Jun 19

Must have been one of the first people in the country to test drive the GWM Ora 5 EV. They only got the car in on Wednesday and it had 23km on the clock. I must admit, I was very impressed with it compared to a couple of others driven recently.

David Branch@dbranch9· Jun 4

The sun is just above the horizon and decided that what the world needs this morning is a perfect rainbow. Greetings from the Bellarine Peninsula on this showery winter morning

A perfect rainbow above a residential street in the Bellarine Peninsula in Victoria Australia

David Branch@dbranch9· Jun 3

Just what I need this morning

David Branch@dbranch9· May 30

We were in Italy a few years ago and my go to was a Napolitana pizza with anchovies - they only use four but they’re much bigger than you get in jars here. This one was in Naples

A picture of a Napolitana pizza in Italy with just four large anchovies lined to divide the pizza into four quarters

David Branch@dbranch9· May 30

A view of downtown Melbourne taken on approach to Melbourne Airport in 2010. The skyline has changed massively since then, especially in Docklands in the foreground.

An aerial view of Melbourne Australia City Centre with Docklands in the foreground and Eastern Suburbs stretching away in the distance

David Branch@dbranch9· May 5

WTF!

A tweet that says
“Today I learned that while the backspace key deletes letter by letter, Carl+backspace deletes ENTIRE WORDS. HOW HAVE I LOVED THIS LONG WITHOUT KNOWING THAT?!”

David Branch@dbranch9· Apr 23

A beautiful day here on the Bellarine Peninsula at Lake Lorne in Drysdale. My dog’s favourite walk round the lake as it features ducks and rabbits.

A view over Lake Lorne in Drysdale on the Bellarine Peninsula of Victoria Australia. A green foreshore with a few wildfowl foraging and blue sky reflected in the lake.

David Branch@dbranch9· Apr 19

Tonight’s offering - I cook on Sundays Fettuccine cacio et pepe with basil and the last tomatoes from the garden. Looks very Italian but I’m sure modern day Romans would be horrified

A picture of the fettuccine cacio et pepe with the horrifying addition of tomatoes and basil. Looks very Italian though.

David Branch@dbranch9· Mar 26

And of course the #ncfc response

A post on X (yes, as with all football clubs they’re still posting on the Nazi site) by Norwich City Football Club, in response to the Nigel Farage pictures taken at Ipswich towns stadium Deportman Road”, saying that for their stadium tours, terms and conditions most definitely apply.

David Branch@dbranch9· Mar 18

I think Trump should narrate this. Much more effective.

The USA are spending heavily on boosting tourism. The advert does not include image of CBP and ICE agents snatching people and children off the streets and deporting them to Africa.

David Branch@dbranch9· Mar 10

Australian politics gets more farcical day by day. #auspol

A Guardian headline says “Matt Canavan elected as Nationals leader; Robodebt report clears Scott Morrison.

What it fails to say is that from now on all National MPs and Senators must attend Parliament House with coal dust on their faces. Plus Scott Morrison was the architect of the illegal Robodebt scheme, signed off on it knowing it was illegal and lied about it to Parliament.

David Branch@dbranch9· Mar 10

The famous colour chart from Family Guy showing light skin colours are OK, dark skin colours not OK. Also known as Trump’s deportation policy.

David Branch@dbranch9· Feb 28

This is how I found out

This is a quote on the BBC Sport website by Chris Sutton (ex Norwich City player)

AI is still leading the BBC Sport predictions table, but could Albert Einstein be the unlikely inspiration to help Chris Sutton hit back this week?
"Einstein used to live in a hut across the field from my house," said BBC Sport football expert Sutton. "He would have gone for a walk in my garden, I'm sure, so I'm literally following in his footsteps most days.
"I don't know what he was like at predicting football results, but that kind of genius rubs off, even years later.
"So, AI should beware - for this week's predictions I've been gazing at where his hut used to be and thinking 'what would Albert do?'"

David Branch@dbranch9· Feb 26

Scott Morrison’s infamous nauseating smirk

David Branch@dbranch9· Feb 24

Hahaha!

This is a screenshot of a tweet from Simon Jordan taking the piss out of the Spurs crowd leaving after they went 4-1 down at home to Arsenal -
“BREAKING NEWS -
Haringey Council have confirmed that Tottenham Hotspur’s fire safety certificate has been renewed for another 12 months after observing the perfect evacuation of their stadium in the 81st minute of their game against Arsenal today.”

David Branch@dbranch9· Feb 23

Spotted in Insta and too good not to share

A post by Jennifer Powell reads -
I have made it my mission to unteach children that “fiction is fake”

Here are my new definitions I started teaching today:

- Nonfiction - learning through information
- Fiction - learning through imagination

David Branch@dbranch9· Feb 11

Unbelievable how useless politicians in Tassie are. Even Labor doesn’t want to govern. We have a giant advert for Tassie political incompetence sitting in Geelong harbour