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He/him/his. I may have fallen for your body, but it's your mind that's keeping me up. Use your words, please. Gatherer of experiences. Bringer of jokes.

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dcoke@dcoke9· Jun 13

OK, seriously - how cute are these?

Letterpress mini prints of The Lookout Bar and Ritual on Main in Ottawa, packaged in the envelopes from the vending machine.

Letterpress mini print of Ritual on Main in Ottawa.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jun 11

Mocked-up beer bottle label that says "Welcome to your Carlsberg years".

dcoke@dcoke9· Jun 1

I think it might - might - have been this.

Cover of the album "Into the Gap" by the Thompson Twins.

dcoke@dcoke9· May 29

Someone out there is going to look like absolute 🔥 in what’s in this bag.

dcoke@dcoke9· May 19

You’re drunk, Bath & Body Works. My order was a gift card, and you shipped it nine days ago. Good lord…

Shipping status update email from Bath & Body Works, with the email address and order number redacted.

dcoke@dcoke9· May 17

A nice bowl of pasta, a slice of garlic bread, and some wine - thoroughly civilized way to spend a long weekend Sunday evening.

A bowl of spaghetti bolognese (with fork and spoon), a piece of garlic bread, and a 6 oz. glass of wine. All partly consumed.

dcoke@dcoke9· May 2

Hey, @oliviaedenot.bsky.social - solid recommendation. I need a 😴 now.

dcoke@dcoke9· Apr 2

Anyone else’s brain insert an ‘L’ there? No? Just me? Okay…

Sandwich-board style sign at a roadside Starbucks that says “Discover Coconut & Ube”.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 21

I’m trying hard not to self-flagellate for the typo…

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 15

Au revoir, Montréal. Thank you for sharing your delicious food and beautiful women with me this weekend. Special thanks to one woman in particular, whose mind, passions, beauty, and… talents made sure this visit would be unforgettable. It’s not goodbye, trust me - it’s until we meet again.

Sign on the wall at Bonaventure Métro station in Montréal.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 15

@whorticulturee.bsky.social

St-Hubert’s pouding chômeur (a half portion).

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 14

Yep, it’s a heart-shaped bagel. And unless the day has a surprise in store for me, that’s likely the extent of my Valentine’s Day this year. 😀

Photo of a heart-shaped bagel from St-Viateur Bagel, specially for Valentine’s Day.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 14

I just noticed this in the room when I woke up this morning. Never seen this before - it’s on the other side too. Genius!

Clock radio, with the time displayed on both the front and the sides of the clock.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 13

Montréal, je suis arrivé! Damn, I’d forgotten how far the walk was from the train station to the Métro. 😅

Photo on the Montreal Métro of the sign directing toward Montmorency Station.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 13

On my way to “The City with a Heart”. (Do they even call it that anymore? Am I dating myself horribly?) À bientôt, Montréal!

A low-quality photo of Lake Ontario, with a fence and some trees in the foreground, taken from Via train 62 on the way to Montréal.

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 9

😂

Image from an account on X called "Dad Jokes". It's a picture of a table for one facing the corner of a room. There's a brown chair with a white-topped table with a black bottom, and there's a bottle of ketchup on the table. The caption with the image says "Just booked my table for Valentine's Day. I can't wait!".

dcoke@dcoke9· Feb 9

🎵 One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn't belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the other, by the time we finish our song? 🎶

Current trending topics on Bluesky, ranked from #1 through 5 - Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin, Benito, Kid Rock, and Pedro Pascal.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 29

Go to Settings -> Moderation, and then make sure everything is set like this.

Moderation setting in Bluesky to ensure you can see adult content.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 25

More bars, do this.

Hooks for purses, etc. underneath a bar rail.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 24

-29 in Ottawa - how’s your morning going? I almost never get into the core when I’m here, so braving the walk from my hotel to Elgin St. Diner was a must this trip. In my defense, I’m planning on burning this off tonight. 😏

Breakfast at Elgin St. Diner in Ottawa - French toast, maple syrup, peameal bacon and a nice, hot tea.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 23

Hello {insert city name} - I am in you.

Map of Ottawa, Ontario showing the latitude and longitude.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 23

I do not, do not, do not understand towel bars inside the shower. Make it make sense.

A picture of a towel bar with towels on it, on the inside of the shower.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 22

Nice swag, @museonthemic.bsky.social!

White mug that says “I ❤️ Happy Endings”.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 17

Dear X - I don't know who the first two users are but, if you look at the third suggestion closely, I think there might be a ghost in your machine. This is *not* an altered image - I'm not that talented. 😆

My "Who to follow" recommendations from X, showing two user accounts and the X account for Bluesky.

dcoke@dcoke9· Jan 14

Okay, Esquire - you got me. Like I’m not going to click on that teaser.

Teaser text from the Apple News app for a story by “Esquire” magazine:

Pete Hegseth is committed to a conflict with a new enemy: Canadian sex toys.

dcoke@dcoke9· Dec 8

I'm not sure I like this. Over at the other place, bookmarks just faded away when the post (or more often the user) was deleted. This seems almost cruel - leaves you wracking your brain trying to remember what spectacular photo or clever turn of phrase is gone now.