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Dave Conrad

@dconrad

86 47. I support trans rights, civil rights, and women's rights. Abolish ICE. Anti-Fascist. He/him.

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Dave Conrad@dconrad· 26d

This is where I post from

A photo of an arch under a thick stone bridge, in a wood. Bright greenery and two trees beyond.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· 27d

Current forecast: seventh circle of hell Some of my co-workers have 500; it depends on which suburb it's set to

EPA AirNow app

Current Air Quality

The dial is all the way in the dark maroon

476
AQI

Hazardous

Wildfires in MI

Dave Conrad@dconrad· 28d

dig this moment

A message with a filmstrip icon with a question mark in it:

Missing File

"190578723736" is missing. Try reimporting the original source media

Dave Conrad@dconrad· 29d

when the weather's bad they meet indoors

A group of black or black and white cats on a dining room table, all looking up at a light fixture

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 13

Things a Mobster Might Say

Category on the $25,000 Pyramid game show:

Things a Mobster Might Say

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 12

pouring one out* for a real one

Tweet from Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC at 5:03 PM on May 3, 2016:

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

182.1K Retweets, 70.7K Quote Tweets, 273.9K Likes

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 11

Here you go!

A picture of a T. rex in a battle wearing a backpack and holding a machine gun

southernsideofme: Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI.

atlas-pt: But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a...Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933...

So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 9

"My brother, you have to keep reading. What happened next? You're almost there. It's probably on the next page"

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 4

It's 100°F in Washington DC right now, feels like 111°F

Weather for Washington DC

Now 100° Mostly sunny Feels like 111°

[Red thermometer icon] Excessive Heat • Washington, DC, USA
Now (1 PM) 100° Mostly sunny
2 PM 101° Sunny
3 PM 102° Mostly sunny
4 PM 101° Partly cloudy
5 PM 97° Partly cloudy
6 PM 90° Chance of rain 30%
7 PM 83° Chance of rain 30%

At the bottom a cartoon frog flies a kite in a field

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 4

No! No!!

Naomi Wolf post where she was saying "No! No!!" about that bear stuffed animal promoting vaccination except it's been edited to show Ben Collins's photo of a chop suey sandwich

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 2

I checked and those are all words

tonight Bosnian's head coach, who has never coached prior to this gig and was a professional poker player for ten years after his professional career ended, got a yellow card for holding the ball hostage on the sideline while wearing a double-breasted spinnaker suit

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 2

At 99:59, just before the clock ticked over to 100

At 99:59, just before the clock ticked over to 100

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 1

On the actual page it's referencing they're pretty explicit about which does what

https://tmuxcheatsheet.com/

: split-window -h
Ctrl+b %

Split the current pane with a vertical line to create a horizontal layout

: split-window -v
Ctrl+b "

Split the current with a horizontal line to create a vertical layout

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 1

POV: you just ate a chili dog at The Great American State Fair

A post from Donald Trump on Truth Social where he appears to be wiping his mouth with the American flag

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jul 1

Kill them and eat them?

Link to an article, illustrated with a red hand touching a page, the text on the page melting and flowing onto the hand: "How to Absorb the Style of Your Favorite Authors"

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 30

Warhead

The top of Marc Andreeson's head which looks like a warhead at the top of a missile.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 29

Too new for me

TRS-80

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 26

Mandatory Hydration Break

Painting: Thirst by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, also known as Drinking from the Jug, depicts a woman with a long braid kneeling by a low wall and drinking deeply from a water jug.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 22

No offense but what is the point of the Kyle Griffins of the world?

Two stories, one from Kyle Griffin with no link, one from the AP with a link, both about the same story:

BREAKING: Federal judge halts Trump administration effort to subpoena Minnesota Gov. Walz...

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 22

Joke (Wikipedia article)

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. ...

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 21

A fun game from Hank Green! www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree

4 × 3
100 points • No mistakes
🟨🟨🌟
🟦🟦🌟
🟩🌟🟩
🟪🌟🟪

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 21

i see your five guys and raise you

2181 Italian Bros

A photo of a pizza place called Italian Bros Pizza. It is located at street address 2181 on whatever street it's on, so it appears to say that there are 2181 Italian Bros.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 21

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Duolingo Italian sentence:

I hear a frightening scream at night.

Sento un grido spaventoso di notte.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 20

I just hit the ° key on my keyboard...

On-screen keyboard with the ° key highlighted with a red circle

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 19

Lol, that's not me 😛🫠

David Conrad
American TV Actor
798 Strength • Top 3%

GPT-5.5 says
American actor known for playing Jim Clancy on the TV series Ghost Whisperer.

And then there are names of different AI models with bars showing how well represented Mr. Conrad is in them, I guess? I'm not typing all of those. At the bottom it says:

in the weights .com
(aka) intheweights.com

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 18

At the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right.

Scene with Riley and Erin on the boat in Midnight Mass

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 17

"See... Now he's scared! So keep hammering away at him... Keep socking until he just naturally falls apart!"

Batman is clobbering a Nazi who crashes into a wall with a "Plunk!" and knocks a framed portrait of Adolf Hitler askew as Robin looks on.

Batman: "See... Now he's scared! So keep hammering away at him... Keep socking until he just naturally falls apart! That's the way to beat the Nazi!!"

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 13

IT'S A COVER UP

Workers at the Kennedy Center at the top of the scaffolding finishing putting up the Tarp of Shame to hide the removal of Donald Trump's name from the building it should never have been put on in the first place.

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 13

It's gotta have a solid cadence

Dave Conrad@dconrad· Jun 13

Hurray!

200 day ASL streak on Lingvano