Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project

I’ve heard all I need to hear. Yes

Nice NPR tote… you fucking jock

Wept to see this after weeks spent trapped in a hellish timeline where Bon Jovi isn’t living in the moment

Sentences your primary care physician hates to read

When you demand “featuring” credit on the gospel album or you’ll wish the rest of the family into the cornfields

The last book you read before becoming a Silver Age superhero

Maris one is on point though

These Frasier Funkos are kinda off-model

Will was the only one who took me up on this Yard sale over but the recommendation is somehow still going

Daughters Of Anarchy

Truly a blessed union

The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song

Uh yeah no shit

…what was the standard before

There are @themountaingoats.bsky.social album titles everywhere for those with eyes to see

“Robert Duvall, you better not be ‘Daddy’ when I get there” ROBERT DUVALL:

A young Sondheim hones his skill in this early draft of WEST SIDE STORY where Anita is deeply invested in cutting off everyone’s dicks

Sweet bit from Bill Fay’s Wikipedia page

The next great late night host

Why does Charles Portis look like he would tell Tony Soprano “I knew your father when you were in short pants”

POV: you are rebroadcasting a portion of today’s game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

I was looking for “I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight,” but the idea of a Richard & Linda Thompson song called “I Want To See The Baby” is INCREDIBLY cursed

You can’t make this stuff up… but *it* can!

“The President can write a whole BOOK and you can’t even CALL??”

This tickled me as someone for whom this is true

This is not a real book. This is a honeytrap to catch dads

I suddenly want coffee