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@ddross
🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, walking Beatles encyclopedia, copywriting extraordinaire skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc 🩷💜💙
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goat is 84 today btw if you haven’t prayed to your god McCartney yet
“we’ve had 6 faux springs and I’m trying not to think of the implications as it’s only mid-March” mood
I have built a beautiful life here don’t get me wrong but so many of my dreams are just this
a little commotion for da jeans (pretend the mirror is not dusty as hell)