Ser Skellington Bones

@deadersesq

I contain multitudes: hundreds of bones are animated inside me. One is a member of the Bar. 90% shit post, 5% dadpost, 2% lawpost, 4% wtfpost My views are my own

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Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· 3d

It's throwback Twitter Thursday... On Friday!

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· 29d

Sure, I'll take it

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Mar 7

Good work AI.

A prompt asking for cow tools, but tool cows instead. The fake ai responder drew a wrench with cow spots and a big red nose and eye. A+ tool cow

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Feb 1

TFW you make the perfect pour from a can

A pint glass of Guinness with a strong head of foam of top, sitting on a counter

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Jan 1

Oh no

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Nov 5

Had to put down my handsome, sweet Archie in July. RIP buddy, may the Internet forever remember you ( or at leastuntil Amazon pops the bubble and destroys everything)

Black and white pitbull sleeping on a white couch

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Sep 30

HUD has this on their website now lmao

Text in big white letters on a red background taking up an entire screen on the HUD website. "The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Jul 25

It's done. He's gone. It was peaceful and quick. I'll miss you you cowardly, greedy, happy sweet handsome fun dickhead you

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· May 6

Cleanse

Brindle cat all curled up sleeping on a man's orange and blue plaid shirt wearing arm. The cat has white "socks". A foot is covering the cat's nose.

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· May 1

How your email finds me

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Apr 13

It's always time for a Kirin. Now if only I could find a place that stocks Asahi Super Dry 😩

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Apr 11

Mr. Hyde and Archie T. Dog are here for you

A brindle cat with a white chest named Mr. Hyde is chilling on a lap, purring, and looking at the camera while being pet

A brindle and white pitbull mix named Archie is looking at the camera with a befuddled expression while sitting on the porch of a house. A yellow ball is on the ground beside him

Ser Skellington Bones@deadersesq· Apr 1

Dear car companies This little Mitsubishi mirage I rented is perfect. Great mileage. Cute. The dash is mostly buttons with a screen only for the reverse camera and radio. Do this more!