Dermo

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Dubliner 🇮🇪 IT/Telecoms, professional Linux gobshite All opinions my own and/or the last person I spoke to’ses

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Dermo@deadlocked· 10d

Yellow vagina for your crocs Madame?

Croc decorations that are probably supposed to be flowers but look… anatomical instead.

Dermo@deadlocked· 28d

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

Rentboy avails himself of the facilities.

Dermo@deadlocked· May 1

Terrible, utterly unintuitive UX here. 2 of these icons open the same system software update settings app, one of them opens the actual system software update app, and the third is a separate app for installing (and updating) software! #linux #gnome #ubuntu

Cropped screenshot of 6 icons, taken in Ubuntu 24.04. Of the 6 icons, it's only immediately obvious what 1 of them. Of the remaining 5, 2 are themed around circuit boards and microchips and the remaining 3 all feature a stylised 'A' that suggests they each launch app store frontends.

Only 1 of them actually does launch a store, the other two are for configuring and install software updates.

Dermo@deadlocked· Apr 11

Screenshot from Bioforge. The player character, recently escaped from a cell in a futuristic prison ,stands outside another prisoner’s cell. You need this guy’s fork. Unfortunately he doesn’t want to give it to you. Serendipitously, he appears to have lost an arm, providing you with a gory weapon with which to procure the fork.

Dermo@deadlocked· Dec 16

Thought of a good one!

Dermo@deadlocked· Oct 22

You just reminded me of this classic Reddit moment. i.kym-cdn.com/photos/image...

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex
is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on
a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the
rhythm. There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my
favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it's a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just
been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I
thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.
Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? It's fucked up the relationship th because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no
music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.

TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.

Dermo@deadlocked· Oct 22

The recording I’m most familiar with - and love the most - is a demo version that came on a free NME cassette called Pogo A Go Go! in the 1980s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogo_A_...!

Dermo@deadlocked· Sep 20

And they’re both in the civil parish of Tallaght, which I’m sure some Knocklyon folk love to hear. Especially people who live in this place, which isn’t in Knocklyon at all 😂

A roadside sign welcoming people to Woodstown Village, Knocklyon - a place that is not a village, and isn’t in Knocklyon.

Dermo@deadlocked· Sep 6

In a 100%, definitely legit, completely authentic Irish bar in Dubrovnik

Map of ‘Londonderry’ on display in an Irish bar in Dubrovnik

Dermo@deadlocked· Sep 2

Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future

Dermo@deadlocked· Aug 30

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Paul Whitehouse as a news reader in the Fast Show’s Scorchio sketch

Dermo@deadlocked· Aug 24

Came across a shrew when we were walking up the Hellfire Club this afternoon. I think it was injured, it was able to move but didn’t scurry away the way I would have expected.

Dermo@deadlocked· Aug 21

Have a gawk at this - note that the path in step 2 should be /Users/<username>/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Word/Data/Library/Preferences/AutoRecovery Substituting your username for <username> obviously.

Dermo@deadlocked· Aug 18

I’d suggest you should read your own link.

Dermo@deadlocked· Aug 5

LOL

“AV cars will require less space on roads as they will be better able to travel efficiently if the margin for human error is removed,” he said. “We already live in a world where our phones anticipate when we will leave for work and tell us how long it will take.”

Dermo@deadlocked· Jul 26

A selfie my daughter took when she was ten, the kind that she will regret when she’s twenty.

Dermo@deadlocked· Jul 6

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Dermo@deadlocked· Jun 29

What’s the plan here? Ate the US going to sanction Israel if they proceed with Netanyahu’s corruption trial? Bomb them? Shift allegiance to Iran? Just the stupidest nonsense all of the time. www.irishtimes.com/world/middle...

Guardian, via the Irish Times: ‘Mr Trump said on Saturday that the US was “not going to stand” for what he framed as the continued prosecution of Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu on corruption charges.

“The United States of America spends Billions of Dollar a year, far more than on any other Nation, protecting and supporting Israel. We are not going to stand for this,” the US president posted on his Truth Social platform.’

Dermo@deadlocked· Jun 5

Container ship exiting Dublin harbour, accompanied by a pilot boat.

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Dermo@deadlocked· Mar 17

Scholars disagree about how much was known about the wider galaxy in Neolithic Ireland; however it is accepted that the Hutt crime syndicate was here as long ago as 4,000 BCE.