Deadly Spoons
@deadlyspoons
Original MA liberal goo-goo. Aged out of the coveted demo. Prefers Tomorrowland to TVLand. Allergic to Retinax.
Bari’s plan for 60 Minutes: increase revenue by selling ad space and product placement.
I searched here on “Beshear” using “Top” and the first 7 out of 8 results are just as salty. If you do this do you get similar results?
Only one second in and I hate this movie. He’s a car salesman and on that salary they have three kids, a new-ish pickup truck, an SUV, a separate garage, and this house.
Keytar Bear has dropped out of the Great American State Fair lineup.
WTF Apple? I carefully typed “Appalachian” and got this. Something is happening and we’re wasting more time retyping on iPhones.
The Pilgrims were a scraggily, undernourished bunch. On a whim I asked ChatGPT to render a romance novel cover image of a Pilgrim. It gave me a good image of a full book cover -- with a lousy title. My first attempt to rename the book was refused. What, pray tell, is so wrong with "May Deflower"?
No one better deserves being Santorumed. Gary Peterson’s 2023 image of Laura Loomer must be recirculated and used so often that it comes up at the top of her Google Image Searches.
With any justice he will be "snubbed" from next year's Oscars "In Memoriam" segment; if we're lucky, his photo will somehow get mislaid on the leftovers website. www.oscars.org/in-memoriam/...
This is J. Edgar Hoover celebrating with the US Olympic hockey team when they won the gold medal at Squaw Valley in 1960. He wasn't invited either. What can you do?
He can’t actually walk a straight line. Look at the Davos red carpet footage.
He’s 76. That photo is from the 2000s. Recent guests include Joe Piscopo (74) and Bo Dietl (75). The glitter in his eye calls to mind a VCR flashing “12:00”.
Different photo as he gazes straight out. Such a slack, vacant look.
Ross Douthat, shown in Feb. 2025, is author of “Cerave: Why Everyone Should Be Moisturizing”
Someone baked a loaf of focaccia to honor Jimmy Carter. The likeness is made from peanuts, rosemary, and olives. #focacciajimmy
Jeeves says he is reminded of Lord Kitchener, whose mustachioed image was ubiquitous on recruitment posters.
The NYT Mega puzzle arrived weeks early this year but I usually take it on between Xmas and New Year’s. Emailed the contest prize phrase & already spending those sweet puzzle prize dollars.
The NYT named Seth Meyers’s “Corrections” the “Best Talk Show Bit” of 2024.
There should be some kind of Captcha for Trek fans. “Here’s the cover of an early paperback adaptation; click on the impulse engines.”