Dead Weirdo Studios
@deadweirdostudios
Writer/composer inordinaire. Quixotically attempting to make art while the earth dies screaming. Neuroatypical mopey mf. Wife once called me “Weird Al Jourgenson” and I am unable to refute it in good faith.
It has begun. Wife has demanded I bring more goth and goth adjacent music into the household. She expected it all to sound like early NIN or even The Specials but is just now learning of the vast trove of performers I collectively refer to (good-naturedly) as Hecubus Music.
WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE DREAM. ROBERT. EXCEPT WE’RE DANGEROUSLY SHIT-FACED. ABSOLUTELY HOUSED ON DAIQUIRIS AND EXTREMELY SUSPECT DIRT WEED.
The resist libs were privy to information previously available only to the 2015 Garbage Pail Kids designers. We were simply too woke to heed their garbage pail warnings about the future of our garbage pail democracy.
I’ve picked my distro and I’m going back to Linux today. In the future only gamers will use Windows, only trustifarians will afford Mac, the phone/tablet will replace the family PC, and the rest of us will pick a distro or watch helplessly as AI eats our RAM like the goddamn Cookie Monster.
She is no longer in a form of existence that I can ask her but I strongly suspect my mom would’ve made me reboot Due South for some reason.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR SHAQ HEADS?!
People keep saying there’s a media literacy crisis but I personally don’t see it.
If they just reproduced the old TSR Basic board game style box they’d be in good shape but the new one looks an awful lot like they’re hoping to acclimate new players to take for granted things that will translate to micro transactions in the digital space.
Cannot stress enough that even the goddamn Garbage Pail Kids warned us. It did not take superheroic levels of cognition to clock. Let’s not even start going down the road of these people having been part of the power structure which could have done something about him at the time but didn’t. Ffs.
Born on the inconvenient streets of deeply purple Northern Virginia, with the New York Times opinion page in his hand and a wild desire to approach even the most clearcut moral issue with measured deliberation Although measured with what he cannot say, for the centrist is born with no moral compass
RFK Jr says he’d never heard of conditions like autism when he was a kid. Meanwhile, other guys his age (not a formal diagnosis):
Must. resist. urge. to. blame. Québécois accent. angering. like a third. of. Canada.
one of the things that really drives me nuts about dipshits like this throwing their back out to suck their own dick is that they’re claiming credit for something that even the fucking Garbage Pail Kids were saying out loud the political equivalent of calling BS on an aging rocker’s “farewell” tour
Hey raise your hand if you didn’t have a colleague at 1/6, Patton put your hand down.🙋🏻♂️