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DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· 10d

throwback to when the kiddo was Spidey for halloween (with Grant as Cap ofc)

A 4 year old child in a full Spiderman costume, pretending to shoot web from their hand. Next to them a black and white pit bull sits wearing a captain America costume. They are in a yard in front of some bushes

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· 18d

my child is in DC with her girl scout troop and I just got this rapid fire series of texts 😅

Texts from "Kaily's Phone":
I JUST SAW A RAT
2 RATS
IT WAS AWESOME

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· 21d

does kohls know they have lesbian flag curtains

Screen shot from the kohls app showing long panel window curtains with thick horizontal strips of orange, white, pink, and red

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· 27d

normal thing to see on your weather app

Weather app screenshot with a slider that says "Trending Now: Is heat impacting this produce parasite?"

Bonus of today's temperature being 96 degrees

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jul 12

we're getting pretty good at this cookies from scratch thing (baking by kiddo, scooping by the both of us)

Chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven on a baking tray. They are golden on the edges and a uniform size

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jul 7

when she came out like this kiddo goes "she's slaying in that fit"

Carol in the biker jacket, NIN tee, and ball cap

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jul 3

we call these "bird shapiro"

a picture of a shore bird with a white face and black markings that look like a bad haircut and giant eyebrows. It's head is tilted condescendingly.

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jun 18

holy shit lmao. the people yearn for the spider

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jun 10

woooo I'm rich

A screen shot of venmo saying I've received $7.31 from Facebook consumer privacy settlement

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 27

AO3 fic with the most kudos -- I hope I get the brain back to continue this someday. it probably needs a rewrite, bc I just threw it together in a post endgame haze and hadn't written anything for years.

rewind, rewrite, replay by deansnuggles
Fandoms:Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Teen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
Gen, M/M
Complete Work
05 Aug 2019
Tags
No Archive Warnings Apply
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Steve Rogers & Tony Stark
Steve Rogers Tony Stark
Avengers: Endgame (Movie)
Endgame Fix-It
Time Travel
Time Travel Fix-It
Canon Compliant
Referenced Tony/Pepper - Freeform
Pre-Slash
Can be read as gen
Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie)

Summary
“We found Captain America. He’s alive. And he’s asking to see you.”

After sending his 2012 self back to the past, the Steve Rogers of 2023 begins his mission to create a better future by meeting up with one very confused Tony Stark.

Series
Part 2 of take me back
Language: English Words: 4,991 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 71 Kudos: 1,255 Bookmarks: 114 Hits: 11,390

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 26

accidentally made a guy

The top of a hamburger bun with mayo spread evenly on the surface, and 4 squirts of mustard that look exactly like a face

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 22

giving rey a bracelet she made for her 🥹 the rey was PERFECT and engaged with her for so long.

Rey at Galaxy's Edge putting on a beaded bracelet from a 10 yr old child who we see from the back.

Rey at Galaxy's Edge putting on a beaded bracelet from a 10 yr old child who we see from the back. The bracelet spells out Rey. Rey is pointing to the bracelet and looking wonderingly at the child.

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 18

found this friend in my kennels yesterday. I told them they were welcome to eat mice but to please do it outside and stop freaking out my dogs 😅

A rather large rat snake in the grass, trying to make themself look big and scary by rearing up

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 4

"First appearance: Rebels" DIRECTLY TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screen shot of Empire magazine #42 best star wars character. Grand Admiral Thrawn. The screen shot states his first appearance is in rebels and he's played by lars mikkelsen

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 4

lmao at this supernatural easter egg in the magicians

A paper bag lunch with the name DEAN W written on it in sharpie

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· May 3

I can pick out my kids art on the wall at school from across the room lol

Mixed media painting of an underwater scene, painted on paper are a clam and seaweed and a rock, with a clay dolphin in the middle. The dolphin is painted in the colors of the lesbian flag

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Apr 29

drove the idiot several miles away and released him in the wilderness to be someone else's problem

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Apr 29

this stupid fucking idiot baby got himself stuck in a bag of pool balls??????

stupid fucking idiot baby mouse in a large ziploc plastic bag full of pool balls, stretching his idiot baby mouse body trying to climb out but very very far from the top. I'm holding the bag outside to take the picture

stupid fucking idiot baby mouse in a large ziploc plastic bag full of pool balls, sitting on a purple ball and contemplating his life choices. I'm holding the bag outside to take the picture

stupid fucking idiot baby mouse in a large ziploc plastic bag full of pool balls, sitting on a purple ball and looking at the camera. No apparent regrets. I'm holding the bag outside to take the picture

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Apr 14

it took 800 years to get this photo she wouldn't stop yelling at me 🙄

A tawny, medium length fur dog with floppy ears is laying down with her chin on the ground among purple flowers. The camera angle is low, looking into her face

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Apr 5

Grant

A black and white pit bull with rose ears looking expectantly up at the camera. He's sitting on very green grass and has a blue superhero collar on

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Apr 5

every time our first house goes back on the market I zoom in to see if anyone has fixed the chew marks on the corner of the kitchen cabinets from Grant 😂

Zoomed in picture of a virtual home tour. The bottom corner of kitchen cabinets are chewed by a dog

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Mar 21

love logging in to the retirement account and seeing this

A message with a red ! next to it saying "Even in times of volatility, you can be confident in your finances. See where you stand by visiting your planning dashboard and get what you need to feel prepared."

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Mar 17

this is so wild man

A screen shot of weather radar over maryland. Towards the right, from the top to bottom, is an almost straight thin angry line of red and orange thunderstorms. In the middle, mottled green and yellow covering the whole of central md. And coming in on the top left, a big cloud of blue for snow.

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Mar 16

oh we're living in an alternate timeline on google I see

A google TOP STORY says benecio won best spring actor

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Mar 15

kiddo made a chocolate mousse pie for pi day! (some adult help, first time we tried a double boiler)

Top down view of a pie with chocolate cookie crust and whipped cream topping, with sliced strawberries on top in the shape of the pi symbol

Side view of a sliced piece of pie, chocolate crust chocolate mousse filling and whipped cream topping with a strawberry on top

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Feb 10

she's got a bit of the crazy eyes going on but look at my prettiest girlie

A sable german shepherd sitting and looking at the camera with her mouth open and happy, her eyes a little big with excitement. She's got a little bit of distinguished grey on her muzzle. She's in front of a pink floral backdrop with some blue butterflies attached to it.

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Feb 2

GET IT TOGETHER YOU FUCKS, they already had to cancel a field trip earlier this year!

A screen shot from an email reading "Field Trip Update:
Due to the partial government shutdown caused by the lapse in appropriations, our field trip to the National Cryptologic Museum may be canceled. I will confirm the status tomorrow and send a follow-up message as soon as I have more information."

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jan 26

A hollowed out pile of snow, with the side of a deck chair as one of the walls, and a circular sled as the roof

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jan 20

Hm.

The side of a large box sitting in the driveway. It has a handhold punched out in the cardboard. Printed above, an arrow and the words "Handing Hole"

DEAN WON!!!@deansnuggles· Jan 12

my daughter made a pinewood rally car this week! I helped when the paint wasn't cooperating