Decoction Mash

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Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· May 17

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· May 12

Screengrab of I Think You Should Leave, showing moment Tim Robinson’s character feels sick after eating a gift receipt that had been touched by Steven Yeun’s mud pie-contaminated hands

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Apr 28

Shot + incredible chaser, courtesy of @internethippo.bsky.social

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Apr 10

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Mar 26

Happy Brewers Opening Day to all who celebrate. Our existence as a fanbase is pain.

$MLB.com news item that the Milwaukee Brewers have placed phenom Jackson Chourio on the 10-day IL with a left hand fracture.$

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Mar 22

Or does it, @johnmoe.bsky.social?

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Mar 5

What an accursed monkey’s paw

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Feb 19

Me watching literally anyone involved in pedophilia get brought to justice

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Feb 16

Anakin meme:
Anakin: “He really is that dumb”
Natalie Portman’s character: “Not even Chip Roy can be that dumb, right?”
Anakin: ….
Portman: (stunned, unnerved)…

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Jan 24

That’s certainly one way to spin it

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Jan 22

Thinking of Twin Cities friends online and offline this morning, wishing for the government’s henchmen to crawl back into the holes from whence they came. Your community spirit is an inspiration to the rest of us, steeling our resolve to defend our own neighbors with the same ferocity and love.

Freshly brewed mug of coffee next to coffee package (Twin Cities Signature Blend from Peace Coffee)

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Dec 26

Me, a Wisconsin Badgers fan, reading a conversation about NIL spending and smart coaching hires

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Oct 27

Screenshot from classic YouTube video of nasty British boy lying to his father about being a good boy and then threatening to punch Santa’s beard off to angrily prove he’s a good boy

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Oct 14

Frames depicting Tim Robinson’s Sammy Paradise (in “The Characters”) screaming how he’s broke and ruined

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Sep 24

Another day, another right winger lying through his teeth to force a false narrative.

Texas Attorney General and known dipshit Ken Paxton trying to get ahead of the truth by pushing the right wing narrative that poor little ICE officers are getting hurt by the bad guys (this after a shooting at a Dallas ICE facility left at least one migrant dead following a white male sniper’s attack).

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Sep 17

I did not know Melania was a fellow Ghost of Tsushima fan…

Ghost of Tsushima outfit. Greatly resembles Melania’s outfit du jour today.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Sep 13

Loves playing the billionaire victim, turns off quotes so he doesn’t catch the vapors. Lil bitch.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Aug 30

Bo Bichette was named after Boba Fett

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Aug 21

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Aug 20

A “fun” “game” I like to play each day is to read the NYT headlines and imagine the public response if Harris’s administration were doing and saying these things.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Aug 12

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Aug 11

the deadliest game

Screenshot of NYT headline: Big-Game Hunter, Eying His Next Trophy, Is Killed by Buffalo During Safari. (Image shows the hunter in happier times, posing arrogantly with his scoped rifle and a previous kill of a different herbivore)

Basically, he fucked around and found out.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Jun 24

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Jun 23

Never good to anger the karma gods of basketball. Prayers up for Tyrese to recover fully and quickly. Go Bucks.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Jun 9

I’ve shared this same snippet before but I’m reminded of its truth daily in recent months. Credit: @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Luke O’Neil excerpt:

The rules
I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren't having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn't likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it just so from the right vantage looked like a heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth.
Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn't think we were allowed do that.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· May 21

I went to Salem in May 2017 and believe I may have photographed the same building (maybe).

Photo shows an old Salem building with the words “Sail Loft” on the side.

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· May 20

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· May 10

My girlfriend is also not banned from UNC football facility, so Bill and I have something else in common (first being our Super Bowl rings of course)

Photo of Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson, with headline of “Jordon Hudson, Belichick’s girlfriend, not banned from UNC football facility, school says”

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Apr 14

An image of a bloodstained copy of L'Ami du peuple, a French Revolution Era newspaper by Jean-Paul Marat

Decoction Mash@decoctionmash· Apr 12

To all of my friends here