Hatsune Michael
@decoster
Made that bisexual lowfi dating sim. No, the other one. Watches too many horror flicks.
If we're being technical, it's a 2025 release that it stateside this year. However: I do not care. It is fight scene perfection, every scene building on the last until a final five-way brawl that had me smiling so hard my face hurt. Whole crowd was hooting and hollering. Violence lovers rejoice.
The fruit basket! Featuring: Grey with a white spot: Guava. Grey: Kiwi Black and white: Mango
People will tell you the difference between Persona 2 and everything after is the social links/calendar stuff, but really its that in P3 and beyond NPCs give you love confessions after 7-9 dates and in P2 they ask if you want a quick fuck by the bike racks before you even know their names.
Taking this opportunity to post the most understated artist bio I've ever seen
Saw Vana last night (as well as three other acts, Jesus what a stacked tour) and she paused mid set to open magic cards and throw the commons into the audience because she "wants the shinies and this way it's a business expense."
It's Fratbro Suspiria (complimentary). This was a victim of advertising that heavily used Jordan Peele's name in spite of being nothing like his other work and being about something (football and it's associated culture) horror film nerds don't care about. I'm convinced it will find its people.
This whole article is worth a read, here's a choice paragraph (with alt text) to convince you.
I'm always like "Oh Fuck! I Forgot About My Taxes!" then I do 'em in ten minutes because I worked data entry for four years and can fill in a form like nobody.
If you're going back and forth over making a risky fashion choice, today I saw a grown man wearing a this on a tee shirt to an aquarium. You'll be fine.
Post a fav game that got a 75 or less on Metacritic. I mean, I'm literally replaying it right now. This thing and discovering punk rock rewired my thirteen year old brain. Abrasive and confusing but a complete blast from beginning to end.
Been an interesting week. Don't ask me why I though Good Boy (not the 2025 horror film starring an actual dog but the low-budget 2022 Norwegian thriller about a millionaire who keeps a man in a dog suit as a pet) was going to be any good.
Got nothing on this New England/Canadian desert: pouring boiling maple sap onto snow and then eating it.
From the same website that had a glowing preview of the war-crime Gameboy, we get a preview for a "modern CRT combo" that's just a cheap LCD and uses edited photos of RCA T09088s as preview images (undisclosed) because the project is still in the early concept phase. Selling it for $400 now though!
1) Go fuck yourself 2) This is a genre where many of the "classics" have word counts surpassing the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, how much more endless do you need one of these to be?