take a closer look at that snout 🐽✨
@deer
Ezra | nb aardvark ✨ 30 something, Boston, she/they 🏳️⚧️ icon: @housegoblin.bsky.social banner: @repoghost.bsky.social
enough time has passed (four months), I’m overdue for a rewatch of moonstruck
brand spankin’ new pinned post 📌 Ezra, she/they, 30 something from The Greater Boston Area™️ married to @buppy.gay 💍 aardvark (formerly deer) 🐽✨ refsheet by @kriscritter.bsky.social 🖼️ fursuit by @menagerieworkshop.bsky.social 🪡
“you look like a lesbian school principal in a porno” - @buppy.gay describing my outfit earlier
highly recommend getting a character sheet from Benji, 10/10. I frequently stare at this comm for hours on end, nodding my head and saying “yeah…”
one day I will get used to parking my car on the street and remembering the street sweeping schedule for my neighborhood. today is not that day.
very gently stomping my hoof on the ground at work to signal that I don’t want to be here
bible camp the musical dog holocaust running across new zealand 10 ways not to hard boil an egg
my wife and I recently got a stuffed dog we’ve loving named mimimi (short for honkshoo mimimi), and have been making new stickers with her to convey every possible situation and emotion we can think of
rip papa deer slippers I bought for $7 at CVS five years ago. you had a good life, I think 🙏
if you’re not playing Squeakross, you’re missing out
I don’t get the High Anxiety hate - is it Mel Brooks’ funniest movie? No, but it’s still hilarious. And it has Madeline Kahn.
when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to….
how to find me at ANE 2026! 🗓️ will be at the con hotel thurs-mon 😅 I’m on staff, so I might be busy… 💜otherwise, I’d love to make plans to see people!
doc said my estrogen and testosterone levels were exactly even on my last test
everyone else coming back into the office today: “how was your holiday break?” me, who didn’t get a holiday break:
been watching movies about how pursuing art is frowned upon in a capitalist society, and movies about driving fast
not now sweetie, mommy’s working (talking selfies in the bathroom)
is it cheating to log a miniseries and a comedy special? maybe. do I care? a little.
I liked Mafioso (Alberto Sordi gives a great performance) but Targets might one of my new favorites.
finally, some good fucking food (not you, please baby please)