Deer Hook

@deerhook

Cartoonist, Facebook refugee, tired of this crap.

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Deer Hook@deerhook· Jul 7

The fascist villain keeps saying he’s going to die, he keeps not dying. The hero is getting frustrated with his stubbornness. Doctor Who (Peter Capaldi) and Davros: “I’m dying, Doctor.” Dr Who: “You keep saying that, you keep not dying.”

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jun 2

The Joker (from an early Batman comic) is angry at a newspaper that “Chortles At Joker’s Boner.” The word seems to mean something other than… anyway. Joker: “So! They laugh at my BONER, Will they? I’ll show them! I’LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!!”

Deer Hook@deerhook· May 11

Deer Hook@deerhook· Nov 9

There was a meme awhile back suggesting that Mary Poppins and Pennywise the Clown were the same species of human-passing cryptid. Picture a spunky teenager right at the crossroads of that decision. Her name is Leena Gallagher, she’s a homeless thief, and she’s being hunted by magical girls.

Deer Hook@deerhook· Oct 29

Hug

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Deer Hook@deerhook· Sep 17

There are only three good SNL movies that have ever been made, and the other two are Wayne’s World. My first choice was actually Sgt Kabukiman, NYPD, but it doesn’t technically have a rotten tomatoes score, there just aren’t enough reviews on there.

Sgt Kabukiman, NYPD - No RT score, 58% audience score.

Deer Hook@deerhook· Sep 16

No no. They said the VP. Roll out the couch footage for him.

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jul 31

There are two ways to interpret this, and they are true for very different reasons.

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jul 23

Them either

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jul 22

Wow, super cool. Btw, this you?

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jun 19

Get Clint Howard, while he’s still here! A little cgi and he’d be perfect!

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jun 16

It’d leave visible damage though, wouldn’t it?

Deer Hook@deerhook· Jun 1

The crying liberal woman’s reaction was 100% correct and vindicated.

Deer Hook@deerhook· May 19

Since I work mostly digital these days, I focused on pairs of characters and spread them out. I’ve seen other artists do this, seems to work for them. Worked for me just fine.

Deer Hook@deerhook· May 10

If u see this, share your program of choice and the art you made with it. (Tbh I also use Clip Studio and Photoshop, but Procreate is my primary)

Deer Hook@deerhook· May 5

Deer Hook@deerhook· May 3

Fuck this photo, here’s what that would really be like:

Deer Hook@deerhook· Apr 28

Not deported. Abducted and trafficked. Donald tRump kidnaps and trafficks children with cancer. Ten years ago this story would be too ridiculously evil to be published in the Onion, and yet it is happening now.