Deid Lig
@deidlig
Just waiting on Platform 3 for the 6:55 gravy train.
My guess is she quit after learning that Trump had dumped her in the decoy plane with the fake news media when he did his little food truck flit in Turkey. Suddenly spending time with the family would seem a whole lot rosier!
Kash Patel releases image of White House shooter's deadly arsenal. 👀 #WhiteHouseShooter
Is it assassination when the gunman is Jesus, or shouldn't that be Divine Intervention? 🤔
Cheesy peeps, is this for real? Magats ain't got nuttin goin on! I almost feel sorry for them. 🤣 #Trumpscam #Trumpphonescam #magascam
It was pretty obvious at the WHC dinner who he has his eye on. He'll probably rename her Poon Tang!
America is no longer the Leader of the Free World, so it needs a new National Anthem. I got on it...
Cheesy Peeps! The Proclaimers are looking rough as auld guts these days, ur they no? 😲
Somewhere, there's a parallel universe where JD's grandmother died before she could tell him he wasn't gay. 🌈🦄
This was 4 years ago. Now they're trying to get shot of him all over again. He really is just like a bad smell. 🦨
His plan to build hideous concrete resort blocks over the graves of thousands of innocent Palestinians lying under the rubble of their homes proves that Trump is literally a ghoul. Origin: late 18th century: from Arabic ġūl, a desert demon believed to rob graves and devour corpses.