Delusions of Xander — Triggering MAGA Since 1997
@delusionsofxander
Master of Snark Mode with a PHD in Snarkology. Blunt but honest and fair. No negativity, calling it like I see it. Making fun everyone equally. We don’t take sides. But you better damn well believe we don’t put up with bullying of any kind.
I think we need to have a talk with Yakima Valley Tourism about adding fascist owned businesses to their list. Especially with photos done by this dipshit poser.
Well, well, well… BTW this meth head is the reason The Seasons got robbed. #yakima
I am getting tired of posting on this platform. How the fuck do I have a decent amount of followers, but no one ever responds? I thought this was the place to meet and shoot the shit? Random photo is Athena when she was a puppy. Hey, people love floofy puppies!
Want to know why this timeline is shit? This is what happens when introduce simps to smartphones, who never once used social media, let alone the internet. They were never told what or how internet speak and trolling works. They think everything is truth, when in reality it’s just a joke.
Looks like someone is overcompensating for littleness in the pants. BTW Effler is a little bitch who might I add last time he ran, got into some serious shit for mailing propaganda disguised as a newspaper that made him look good while he was running for #Yakima city council. (Cont.)
My drone malfunctioned and flew off Well, being it landed in that area, but I couldn’t find the damn thing leads me to believe it’s in a yard that it’s owners don’t bother to take care and is now stuck in their sticker bushes. I give up with the drone filming.
What I am working on for my weekly vlog series. Here is the concept for intro.
Think she’ll join OnlyFans? Asking for a friend? She seems to be obsessed with guys thinking she’s hot and all.
Not the first time TAOGE has been uber-obsessed about me. Here’s more of his unhinged posts. This seriously gives off psycho-stalker vibes. I would crack jokes about this, but the fact that this guy clearly has a hard on for me is creepy enough! Sorry TAOGE, you’re not my type.
Now it makes sense! #prattiswhack #coconuthead #losangeles
So I got a warning from Reddit for posting my glam artwork I made of some YakiMAGA city couch members. Since when is poking fun at bigots who happen to be public figures against the rules? I also got accused of using AI. Yeah these were created with layering. #MAGASUCKS #Snowflakes #Yakima
I started a new blog the VNYLDEN Substack titled “The Shoot Department”. Yes, your dude is finally getting back into the blogosphere again after being on hiatus for almost two decades. Filler photo is a video still of Athena on the beach captured with my CS-8 from the fine folks at CampSnap.
So our friend TAOGE (The Angry Old Gay Ewok) is super butt-hurt that I told him to stop harassing @yakimapride.org over stupid shit. Now I will admit sometimes Yakima Pride and I agree to disagree on some things, but rest assured I always have their back. Because this hate shit is getting old!
I never thought this day would come. Lance Tormey is finally fading away and taking his lies and conspiracies with him. Yes, at one point we were cool — that is until he pulled the bitch card and blocked me all because he acted stupid and my readers made fun of him. All of which he did himself.
Yes, not only has this little puke doxxed me and multiple other journalists and private citizens, who don’t agree with him, but has even threatened violence against them. Here’s his latest post attacking Hannah Saunders.
Ari Hoffman is the prime example of angry little zionist with a tiny dick. He acts like he’s a big deal but in reality he’s a tinny guppy in a big ocean that is Seattle.
Anyone ever encounter Jonathan Choe on the street of #seattle and has he ever pistol whipped someone? Doing some research.
Yes, this is the little shit-stain who doxxed my wife. He recently decided to drop out of the county commissioners race quoting “mental health issues.” Pretty hypocritical being all the times you yourself were to blame for someones mental wellbeing being damaged for doing your MAGA crap. #Yakima
Meet the newest MAGAMuffin Douchebag Milkshake trying to run for office. #Yakima - Greek Immigrant who supports ICE. - Tells people who disagree with him to “unalive themselves.” - Christian Nationalist - Hosted an event with Scott Presler at his business Fire and Brew Pizza.
If you must know why I am sick of the #MAGA crap: 1. The fact they lose their shit and try to make everything about them when it doesn’t involve them is getting old. 2. The fact that they will go out of their way to get someone fired when they don’t have the same beliefs is bullshit Continued
On today’s episode of Xander Triggers #MAGA So this douchebag milkshake decided to make it about himself when my comment had absolutely nothing to do with him. Is it just me, or does MAGA ALWAYS have to make things about them when nobody invited them to the conversation?
I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $1000 Alex! #MAGAISAJOKE #seattle #PNW
Pretty sure he doesn’t care what you have to say, you intolerable twat waffle!
Only in #yakima will you find people losing their shit over an empty building that needed to be demolished. Then said people complain about spending a shit ton of money on said food that wasn’t authentic — yet they could’ve spent less on street tacos. And you wonder why I crack jokes at Yakima?
It will be a year in a couple of days when the Cat Distribution System brought Sophie to me. At first I thought she was one the the feral cathedral cats In the neighborhood, but to my surprise, she was extremely docile and sweet. Now she’s a talkative snuggle bug.
Let me rephrase that — after one trade deal fell through due to the guy being a total flake — the following day, I was able to make a trade for not only a gaming pc, but also a mini pc as well. I was also able to clean out the rest of the Macs I had in storage that weren’t selling.
Meet Dagen. Daggy here tried make a trade for a Macbook Pro I had listed on FB Marketplace by offering an old-ass iPhone that I have no use for. I declined— dude decided to show his age by getting super defensive and argumentative. Included is conversation. BTW I did sell the Macbook.