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@demonmittenhands

Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things. Vegan for the animals. Right now I'm running a lot.

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mittens@demonmittenhands· 7d

It's been done. And it's been done better.

T shirt from the Big Dogs 90s era. "if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch". yes we used to wear this shit lol

mittens@demonmittenhands· 17d

We lost this amazing and adorable kid yesterday after nearly 18 years. We gave her the best last day we possibly could and were with her when she went. Rest easy Tomás. 💔

Tomás. the adorable black cat with the white spot on her chest. she had a curly tail but it's not in this picture.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 29

For those who celebrate, Happy Seinfeld Vomit Day!

excerpt from a Seinfeld episode where Jerry throws up on June 29th.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 26

Apparently this isn't the first time altNOAA posted AI slop. Already blocked em! You can subscribe to my list if you want, too.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 23

Cairn is my game of the year so far! I finished up the platinum last night and... thermos? 😆

The platinum trophy screenshot for Cairn. it happens to show a thermos for some reason...

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 22

This yogurt is pretty good (Tezza is the brand, I got it at Sprouts). But damn, cow drama 😔

a yogurt cup that says 'Greek yogurt minus the cow drama'

a singular cow staring off to sea. potentially a seacow

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 19

Today is vegan Philly cheesesteaks with homemade seitan. So no cheese or steak. Plus, I'm from Utah.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 11

Today I approximately drew a Krabby without looking it up

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 10

My brother challenges me to draw Pokemon without looking them up. My Weezing was shockingly ROUGH.

My crappy drawing of Weezing. i missed lower fangs, their symbol is not a skull and crossbones, and the smallest one doesn't have a face.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 9

Still got it 😏 Monkey boxing CHAMP

Ape Escape boxing minigame. I ended up 5-0 with PUGS

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jun 8

I call Hugo's House of Horrors before anyone else can get to it!

Hugo's House of Horrors! this is the opening screen with a haunted house

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 29

Vegan friends... these "new & improved" Babybel suck farts. bluuuughhh

giving a package of plant based Babybel a big ol thumbs down right in it's dumb face.

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 28

there are even more!

another Ms Do promo toy police car with an adorable face. this car is the Subaru 360 mold

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 28

ACAB

A tiny Choro Q toy police car with a bear or some kind of animal on it. This may or may not be a Mister Donut promo car. it's hard to tell

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 7

This lady was out in my driveway.

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 4

Post your warning sign.

Boxes of plastic swords that say 'please no warfare'

mittens@demonmittenhands· May 1

Gross. Want more of the worst person ruining a favorite character from your youth? We GOT YOU!

An article saying 'Hear more of Jared Leto's Skeletor voice in these MOTU Featurettes'

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 28

Hate to say it but Suzuki Carry kei truck restaurant is not winning very much. Adorable though!

Gran Turismo 7 3rd place! my stupid kei truck restaurant and my EXTRA stupid driving outfit with fake eyes and a TOW arrow pointing to my belly button.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 27

I'm still deep into Gran Turismo 7. I made this disaster 😆

A Suzuki kei truck rush a restaurant in the cab. It is covered with food related decals ( Calorie Mate, Ramune, and Pocari Sweat etc). This is from photo mode that has a Shibuya crossing backdrop.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 16

I've been playing Gran Turismo 7 again!

my race gear livery. it's red, i put stupid blue eyes and teeth on the helmet. plus it says UP with arrows on it.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 14

Just doodling and here's a #Nosepass!

A pencil drawring of a Nosepass, you can tell because it says Nosepass. 💜

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 8

mittens@demonmittenhands· Apr 2

I got some new pens. This monster is the first thing I drawed!

it's a kid with puke on his face. his name is Puke Face. I am not clever

mittens@demonmittenhands· Mar 28

My pics of the SLC #noKings protest don't do it justice, but that drone shot, holy nuts! Good work, Utah!

Crowd of people marching up state Street to the Capitol building.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Mar 20

Except...

mittens@demonmittenhands· Mar 17

I wrapped up Leaf Green. What a weird team but a fun time. My rival was named ASSMAN. Also, this hit hard and I'm currently grinding a shiny Treecko on Omega Red.

My Leaf Green HOF. Got a Hitmonlee, Butterfree, Omanyte, Tangela, Gyrados, and Charizard.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Mar 13

Tonight's easy run woke up one of the locals

mittens@demonmittenhands· Feb 26

I can't believe they needed me to edit this for them.

this dumb SBA post responding to cops getting in a snowball fight. it originally said "Today it's snowballs. Tomorrow it could be rocks, bottles, or worse." I crossed out everything after '... snowballs.' and corrected Vincent Vallelong's title to Lil Piss Baby.

mittens@demonmittenhands· Feb 25

SAME!

mittens@demonmittenhands· Jan 28

An all time classic! Bringing 69 people too!