The Dependent Clause

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Jake (he/him) • mpls I just want to play my drums

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The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Jun 12

From now on this is solely a Boards of Canada meme account

The meme where the young woman is yelling into a young man’s ear. She is saying, “See, it samples John Hogue talking about how Nostradamus predicted 9/11. Isn’t it beautiful?” and “Let’s walk down the aisle to the song about PCP addicts killing people”

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Jun 1

Could a depressed person make THIS?

The cover of Boards of Canada’s new album INFERNO

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· May 14

Comments on new BoC video do not disappoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Nl...

@viva-la-neon-clippy 4 days ago
this feels like the final boss of the boards of canada universe

@elpooryoricc 6 days ago
props to BoC for featuring smaller artists like God

@shyguyisaac504 6 days ago
I missed my funeral for this

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· May 12

My union is picketing 5/14 at 5pm while the trustees are on campus. Macalester St. & Summit Ave We’ve been working without a contract for 11 mos. Mgmt won’t even budge on non-economic proposals like codifying our current terms of employment in a contract. Join us! Especially if you’re a Mac alum

Join us for an Info Picket!
Thursday, May 14 5-6:30pm
Macalester St. & Summit Ave.
Staff, students, faculty, alumni, community members and other supporters welcome!

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· May 12

Tim Robinson’s character writhing uncomfortably in his seat during the Supermarket Swap sketch. He’s really crossed up.

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· May 7

I see we’re doing this again

Post from Gallifreyan Jedi @JediofGallifrey

Liberals, to poor people on the internet: you sonofabitch this is all your fucking fault you worthless piece of shit fuck you

Liberals, to their elected officials: it's ok baby there's nothing you could have done

2:27 AM • 15 Sep 20

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Mar 26

The Macalester chapter of my union is encouraging folks (especially alums) to donate $25.15 during Give to Mac Days today/tomorrow. Why that amount? It’s the hourly living wage for Saint Paul, and many Mac staff are paid less! www.macalester.edu/giving

Are you participating in Give to Macalester Days?
Consider donating $25.15!
$25.15 is the living wage in Saint Paul according to the MIT Living Wage Calculator.
Consider donating $25.15 in support of fair and timely contracts for
MUWU, MAPE, and IOUE Local 70.

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Mar 23

It’s Sports Day at my daughter’s school, so her mom provided her with the only sports-related apparel in our household.

A child photographed from the neck down wearing an adult-sized t-shirt featuring BOBSON DUGNUTT, one of the baseball players from the Fighting Baseball video game.

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Mar 21

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 22

Hey remember when it got so dAnGeRoUs here that this guy had to evacuate Whatever happened to him? I hope he’s safe!!

Bluesky post from Aaron Rupar • @atrupar.com
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
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The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 12

(derogatory}

Jacob Frey and Tim Walz pictured against the backdrop of the title card for Tim & Eric Awesome Show, with the text altered to read "Tim & Jacob Awesome Surge Great Job!"

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 9

Veep meme where Selina Meyer is captioned "(laughing nervously) What the fuck?"

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 9

[Goes on at great length, wrongly] Anyway, I don't like to talk about this, [a bunch of people get justifiably mad] Ugh, why are you all yelling at me

Post from amanda moore @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Anyway, I don't really like to talk about this because it's a very emotional and sensitive topic for people, and it's hard when you're in the moment.
But I promise you the people I have gone city to city with are extremely dedicated to this, and many of us have decided it's time to go home.

Reply from amanda moore @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Muting this now. Godspeed.

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 8

Fortunately I was able to uncensor the image

HSCO officer holds a large blue labubu doll aloft while more lie strewn at his feet

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Feb 3

I know we have zero control over such things but I’m really hoping this becomes one of her core memories.

My daughter and me playing my drums in downtown Minneapolis as part of the Twin Cities Drum Collective's anti-ICE noise protest

The Dependent Clause@dependentclause· Jan 31

Happy 75th birthday to my drumfather. This photo was taken in my birth year when Phil was 25. He turns 75 today. If my math is correct, that means I’m 25 years old.