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Deputy Funk

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Haven't figured out something good to put here. Will I ever? Stay tuned. Or don't. I don't control you.

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Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 3d

Copy/paste of the post with "Hell Yeah" written on it because the skeet ends with the 100 emoji and I was the one hundredth like.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 5d

Fail

Season 2, Episode 22 Six Feet Under

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 9d

When I'm alone in the plains for far to long you know I'm going to rustle me up some

Buffalo Trim.
Signage for a barbershop named Buffalo Trim.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 13d

T.V. menu showing Cocktail, airing on abc at 10 p.m. on a Sunday night.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 14d

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 19d

Fail

Season 7, episode 10 Marie's Vision

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 20d

Fail

Season 7, Episode 1: The Cult

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 23d

At least somebody remembered how to write a headline.

Pic of people in front of a train engine. Headline reads "A Locomotive Named Big Boy Is Making Grown Men Cry"

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 23d

Not tonight

Everybody Loves Raymond, season 3 episode 17 "Cruising With Marie"

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· 24d

All I see is

Ghost In The Shell......New Hornier Adaptation

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jul 3

Baseball; enhanced

Headline with a pic of some chode on the chode-ass Yankees baseball team.

Enhanced close up of the same Yankees chode but now it looks like he is rolling his baseball bat over his hideously giganticized hog.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jun 24

Please say hello to my new beefy boy

Initiating transfer of Switch to new Switch 2. The two systems are right next to each other. The 2 is much bigger. It's adorable.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jun 19

Pink Floyd called and Buffalo, New York answered.

Huge factory silo towers with a vividly grey cloud in blue sky. Very much "Animals" album cover, by Pink Floyd

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jun 12

entertainment, and a Pontiac 6000.

1987–1988 Pontiac 6000 LE

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jun 12

This has massive "Do Not Press the Big Red Button" energy.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jun 7

Getting ready for your mom to come over.

Bench designed as a man with an ultra-extended crotch area where your mom can plant her phat ass.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 31

Still got it.

Super Punch Out on Super Nintendo. My first time fighting Masked Muscle in probably 2 years and I got best time with 36.48 seconds. Pre-programed 1st place was at 52.75 seconds. Crushed it. What a great game.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 28

Five seconds later I fit Steve Tasker's entire head inside my giant head.

A selfie of me and the fabulous, very approachable Steve Tasker. My head is like twice the size of his. He is an all time professional football legend. It looks like I could chomp him in one bite. I'm disgusted. Why haven't any of you told me? "Pull it together, buddy!" Something? I thought we were friends.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 24

When the edible hits

My cat, all white fur, staring into the void.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 16

Go Sabres!

Sabertoorh, the Sabres mascot (big, cute tiger) sitting in an inflatable chair on the arena ice wrapped in a blanket.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 5

2 Unlimited : No Limits

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 4

No more goals!

Hokey score is 6-9

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· May 2

The night sun shines down on Buffalo tonight.

A very bright full moon lighting up clouds and sky.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Mar 29

ESPN 2 and MSG teaming up to emotionally obliterate Buffalo and the Western New York area.

ESPN 2 is showing the 30 for 30 episode "Four Falls of Buffalo" at the same time MSG is showing the documentary "Dominik Hasek: Always the Goalie."

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Mar 26

My thoughts on the Sabres game tonight.

Dog's face, looking crazy eyed and befuddled

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Feb 18

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Feb 4

Now spinning

Barber Shop Favorites, on vinyl

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jan 30

Rest in Peace, Catherine O'hara. So much talent. So fucking funny.

Catherine O'Hara and Fred Willard in their audition scene from Waiting For Guffman.

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Jan 30

My take on anything Bills related with the Sabres playing so damn good.

Screen shot of Kathy Bates from The Waterboy captioned "Foosball is the Devil"

Deputy Funk@deputyfunk· Dec 10

These choads get together and make their choad deals that only benefit themselves and their choad friends. I want things broken up. Too much consolidation of power.

Skeet from Variety with this headline for the pic: "David Ellison Courted Warner Bros. Discovery’s Zaslav Hard Over 12 Weeks to Win a Deal. Then WBD’s Chief Stopped Responding to His Texts"
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