derek

@derek

dad, husband, tech, law enthusiast, #BlueJays creator for live MLB gameday threads.

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derek@derek· Jun 12

Quick flyball.social update going into the weekend! Added in match cards to the game day posts and pitcher stat lines for starters.

A flyball.social game day post showing a game between the New York Yankees and Toronto.

It shows the time the game starts, probable starters, where it’s being played, current team win-loss and series status indicators.

derek@derek· Jun 9

Oh, for sure. But, take a look at a CA ballot. A lot of people want them mailed because it takes them a long time to fill them out. They have booklets you have to read to understand them. www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u...

An image of a California ballot. Showing, a lot of paper and booklet to explain it.

derek@derek· May 23

Another small update to flyball.social! Final game posts include series standing and line scores. Hit me up with any ideas if there is anything you’d like to improve.

A final game day post on Bluesky showing the final score of a baseball game. Included is the final results, line score, pitcher and notable player stats for the game.

derek@derek· May 16

Another flyball.social update! Inning scores alongside scorebug, and line-ups include substitutions and batting stats.

An image of the flyball.social site showing an active game between the Royals and Cardinals. There's a scorebug, and then a newly added inning score breakdown. And, the line ups are displayed with accompanied batting stats for each player in the line up.

derek@derek· May 16

Another flyball.social update! Line-ups, get your line-ups! With substitutions too.

Any image of the flyball.social gameday page, showing the scorebug with an option to expand the line-ups for both teams. The line-ups are open showing the 1 through 9 batters for both teams.

derek@derek· May 12

Small tweaks to flyball.social! Gameday posts on the web! They bring together user and scoring posts into one place, and a new batter/pitcher line with an updated scorebug for a real-time game feel.

An image of a gameday page on flyball.social. It shows a baseball scorebug, indicating score and on base indicator. It shows the initial gameday post with starters/series indicator and hashtags.

derek@derek· May 4

Day 1 in London. Just a little bit of walking. No biggie.

And image of apple health. It shows 34,733 steps on one day, Monday May 4.

The previous days rarely break 1000.

derek@derek· Apr 29

Really love this new Reddit modal that you can’t dismiss, close and hides the content. Really makes me want to use the app! Or, just ditch the piece of shit site altogether.

An image of a Reddit thread showing replies, and then an obnoxious modal over top that is advertising their app.

derek@derek· Apr 9

Sometimes I wonder if JD Vance actually knows what bullshit is spilling out of his stupid fucking mouth. How could you possibly make a statement like this after the type of nonsense that the US government has been actively doing and saying about Canada?

An image of the nazi site (twitter). In it, there's a picture of the moron JD Vance speaking in Hungary. While this stupid asshole was talking, he said "You should never have a foreign head of state threatening the head of government of an allied nation. It's preposterous, it's unacceptable".

He's quoted above the picture. Another user named Alison Craig quote tweeted it and said "You mean like called Canada the 51st state? Like that?".

derek@derek· Jan 27

www.c-span.org/video/?c5015...

derek@derek· Jan 16

Even the owners are mocking us on Tucker watch.

A picture of a Tweet, on Twitter, by Steve Cohen, the owner of the Mets.

The Tweet says: “Let me know when you see smoke”

derek@derek· Jan 13

Haven’t posted dog pics in awhile.

A picture of a very cut dog wrapped up in a blanket. Only half of his face, eye and ear are showing with both paws sticking out.

derek@derek· Jan 10

I don’t normally do this, but I think it’s important to point out that these fucking losers look exactly the way you’d expect them to look. They talk a big game, but they’d be confused by the push/pull sign on the door as they try to make a hasty getaway.

An image of neckbeard loser Tristin Hopper. A “journalist” in Canada who is an online tough guy, but probably still lives in his parents basement.

derek@derek· Oct 16

A picture of the koolaid man, running through a wall.

derek@derek· Oct 13

October baseball! #ALCS #Bluejays

A shot of the first pitch being thrown during the Jays Mariners ALCS game 2.

A shot of the CN tower during the Jays Mariners ALCS game 2.

derek@derek· Jul 22

The #Bluejays line-up card for tonight. The Scherzer photo is hilarious.

Blue jays line up card for July 22nd. Max Scherzer is pitching, and he’s featured on the left (line up on the right).

In the picture of Scherzer, he’s peering over his baseball glove. You can only see his eyes and the top of his nose.

derek@derek· Jul 19

$An image from the show parks and recreation. In it, a character played by Fred Armisen who played a dictator. The joke was that, in his country, everyone would be jailed for any minor infraction. In the image, there is a text overlay that says “believe it or not, straight to jail”.$

derek@derek· Jul 17

I’m happy that the players get a break. It truly is a marathon, and injuries and travel burnout is real. That being said…

A gif from the movie titanic where the main character says “it’s been 84 years”.

derek@derek· Jul 16

My reaction every time I hear this fucking Nazi spew his bullshit. His voice is truly one of the most grating things in the known universe.

A gif of a scene in the TV show Seinfeld. It shows the character Kramer having a seizure, while two other characters sit calmly watching TV.

In the episode, when a certain news anchor speaks it causes the character Kramer to have these seizures.

derek@derek· May 3

#plakatapotion #Bluejays

An image of a drink mix called Plakata potion. It is a special drink for Minecraft day at the Roger’s centre.

derek@derek· Mar 27

#Canada, #Bluejays. Fuck yeah, let’s go.

And image of the Roger’s centre in Toronto on, during the Bluejays home opener. It shows the field with a giant Canadian flag unfurled on it.

derek@derek· Mar 12

Post a picture when your pet was little.

Picture of a cute puppy, a cavalier King Charles spaniel puppy.

derek@derek· Mar 9

Let's take a walk down memory lane to 3 DAYS AGO, when the stable genius predicted the Trudeau would run for Prime Minister. Trump's ignorance is truly astounding.

A Truth Social post by Donald Trump posted on Mar 06, 2025 that says "Believe it or not, despite the terrible job he's done for Canada, I think that Justin Trudeau is using the Tariff problem, which he has largely caused, in order to run again for Prime Minister. So much fun to watch!".

On Mar 9, the Canadian Liberal Party of Canada elected a new leader, Mark Carney, who is now the next Prime Minister, and will be running in the next election.

Basically, Trump is a fucking stupid, ignorant little bitch.

derek@derek· Mar 2

Just submitted my Liberal leadership ballot. Took a bit to work through the Identity+ process, but worth it. Also, really like that they’re using ranked choice for this election too. Would be nice to see it in our actual elections.

A screenshot of a successful online ballot submission for the Liberal Party of Canada leadership election.

derek@derek· Feb 24

Amazing photo of the EU leaders (and Canada) in Kyiv. The lack of US representation here is stark, but a strong reminder of the current reality. Slava Ukraini.

A picture of EU leaders in a line (including Canada) in Kyiv.

derek@derek· Feb 24

Inspired by some of your earlier photos, I saw these bad boys yesterday. Perspective is tough on this, but these are all easily 10-12 feet long.

A picture of a side of a building with extremely large icicles dangling from the roof.

derek@derek· Feb 18

An image from the show Seinfeld, that shows a character in the show referred to as "FDR", but his actual name was Franklin Delano Romanowski.

derek@derek· Feb 2

Fellow Canadians, and allies, strongly recommend blocking this asshole troll.

An image of a Bluesky user who is gleefully posting that Canada will be part of America soon.

derek@derek· Jan 20

A still image from the Austin Powers movie. Showing the antagonist, with a finger to his lips. It's the scene where he is demanding 1 million dollars in ransom.

derek@derek· Dec 17

This is what goes through my head every time I'm unlucky enough to hear Turley speak. I hope you're ok afterwards.