Derrick Hoyle
@derrickhoyle
Geologist/Failed Musician. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.
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I'm probably the only person who will ever bracket my own music so let's go
This is a screenshot from FB I'm going to talk to my boomer friend and explain why sharing this is hypocritical
I had to look this up because it didn't seem real but it totally is. This chud is in charge of trumps social media. What a miserable and grotesque piece of shit.
This is a self-care checkpoint. Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Alright, good night. Gotta take the kids to the turkey trot in the morning.
You just died. The 6th photo in your phone gallery is what killed you. God damn tires rolling down mountains.