Desert Hag

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Desert Hag@deserthag· 17d

NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 #tomato #gardensky

Still-ripening tomato on the vine, half-devoured. Culprit is still on the loose.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jul 14

A Hummingbird built a nest under our patio roof and today I spotted the babies 😍 #birdsky

A Hummingbird in their nest, which is built in the bend of a drainage pipe under a patio roof

Two Hummingbird chick beaks poking out over the edge of the nest

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jul 8

My latest #WIP, just gonna sew a liner and add the sides. The pic doesn't quite do the color justice. I've never done a cable stitch before - it was a challenge but I'm happy with how it turned out! Spellbook Bag Pattern from DnD Book of Many Patterns by Stacy King #crochet #dungeonsanddragons

Blue and Grey variegated crochet pouch with crocodile stitch flap and cables up each side of the front. The pattern book is laying underneath.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jul 4

FINALLY! After *years* of longing to learn how to crochet scales, I'm finally doing it! Video used: youtu.be/D6X-gKUuIq8?... #crochet #dragon #IGotPlans

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jun 27

Special request completed! This is "Pretzel" the frogtopus from Just Roll With It's Riptide episodes. Thanks to my youngest for the request and the input! #crochet #amigurumi

Pink crocheted amigurumi with a smiling Frog head on top of four short Octopus Tentacles.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jun 21

I've only been making these for a few weeks, but after listening to #DungeonCrawlerCarl I knew what I must do. Here's my DH's Father's Day gift 😁 #DCC #Amigurumi #Rend #Tserendolgor #TummyAcher

Crocheted amigurumi of "Rend" from the book series Dungeon Crawler Carl"

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jun 8

Hello, lizard friend!

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jun 3

I'm learning how to make these. Now that's a "nice pear" 😁 #crochet #amigurumi

A hand holding a crocheted yellow pear with a brown stem, green leaf, black plastic eyes and an embroidered black smile.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Apr 8

Bunny, aka "Bunny Boo", "Sweet Potato" and "Destroyer of Souls" #dogsky #chihuahua

Overhead view of a chihuahua, looking up at us, hoping for a treat

Desert Hag@deserthag· Dec 26

Spouse and I watched this last night. We thought it silly and fun, and action-packed as all holiday movies should be 😉 #moviesky #redone

Movie poster for Red One, with the text "Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and J.K. Simmons. It is a Christmas movie with Simmons dressed as Santa.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Dec 22

LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME Me: "Your toe is infected and you won't stop licking it" ...... LOOK WHAT MOTHER DID TO ME #dogsky #chihuahua

Bunny the chihuahua looking insulted and put-upon while wearing a Cone of Shame

Desert Hag@deserthag· Nov 17

Can confirm

Close-up of my chihuahua, "Bunny". She is old but spicy when crossed.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Oct 11

I did it! I grew sweet potatoes that look like sweet potatoes and not dessicated poops! (US dollar for scale since I don't have a banana) #GardenSky #Plantsky

Freshly harvested sweet potatoes on a tile table with a US dollar for scale

Desert Hag@deserthag· Sep 18

All this talk about HUAC and cradle-robbing has me thinking that Woody Allen's The Front might be worth another viewing. #filmsky

Desert Hag@deserthag· Sep 18

This lil' peanut had to have all but her canines taken out, and a big ol' wart removed from her back so they told me to get her a T-shirt. (She's getting lots of love, soft treats, and pain meds, don't worry!) #dogsky

Deer head chihuahua looking at the camera while laying on a plaid blanket and wearing a Superman doggy t-shirt

Desert Hag@deserthag· Sep 5

This Burning Man masterpiece was spotted by Reno News & Review managing editor Kris Wagner and I think it needs to be shared here: #artsky #burningman2025 #rfkjr

A statue of RFK Jr dressed as a cowboy atop an iron lung posed as a cowboy with the caption "Polio Rodeo" from Burning Man 2025, photo by Elizabeth Lieb

Desert Hag@deserthag· Aug 14

I grew and harvested my first eggplant!

Hand holding an eggplant harvested from the garden

Desert Hag@deserthag· Aug 9

"Draw me like one of your French Girls" #catsky

Chubby gray male cat laying (mostly) on his back with his hind legs stretched straight out, his font legs curled coquettishly in front of his chest, looking at us with his head thrown seductively back. It is a lie. He will end you.

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jul 13

It's "cloud or smoke column?" season

Landscape photo of a sunset with a columnar cloud across the sky

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jul 4

My first time growing eggplant - I didn't know the blooms were so pretty 😍 #plantsky #garden #gardensky

Desert Hag@deserthag· Jun 21

Would you settle for a fuzzy pic of a muskrat?

Desert Hag@deserthag· May 22

Everything is awful so here is a photo of one of my guilty pleasures. (Sorry if it's sideways, I can't seem to fix it)

Sideways (because I can't seem to fix it) photo of Mochi Golden Curry Snack Bites

Desert Hag@deserthag· May 12

Click hole meme of balding white man looking solemnly at the camera. Headline reads "Worst Person You Know Made A Great Point"

Desert Hag@deserthag· Feb 5

Behold the very first VHS I ever purchased. The video rental place special ordered it for me. It cost $36 in 1983. I saved up my babysitting money to buy it. Pretty sure it won't even play now, but it stays on my shelf to remind me of a simpler time.