Brittany

@designatedwitter

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Brittany@designatedwitter· 22d

Because I will likely never do it again, I will boast for a moment about being in the top 9% globally on this one specific trailblazer in Forza Horizon 6 😂

Leaderboard, reading “you are in the top 9% of 3,556,799 players” from Forza Horizon 6

Brittany@designatedwitter· 25d

Twinsies! Also graffiti artist! Your nail painting inspired me, so now I am trying to decide what color(s) I want to do

Hand holds a nail polish bottle full of lavender polish with purple and blue glitter, reading poparazzi. Hand also holds a box reading mooncat

Brittany@designatedwitter· 26d

Not a fan (lol) of Fanatics, but this Bills football/futbol jersey🥵…my birthday is next month and I may need to treat myself 🫣😇 www.fanatics.com/nfl/buffalo-...

Blue pinstriped Buffalo Bills soccer jersey with a white and red collar, laid on a table

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jul 13

Mail going to 5 different states today! Thanks to @krzonca.bsky.social, @romancingthevote.com, and my photo lab needs for helping me keep USPS going 😅

Brittany, a human female with brown hair and pink glasses, wearing a teal shirt. She is holding several bubble mailers (5 white ones, and one rose gold one), and 1 white envelope.

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jul 12

Vinny can’t start and his motor doesn’t seem to be turning over. Does he need new bark plugs?

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jul 1

Excited to have contributed for the 1st time in a tiny way to Romancing the Vote this year! Some @photos.brittanyhildreth.com postcard sets will be going up at some point as a buy it now, in case that’s something you’re into 💜 Take a look at lots of fun options, and what it’s all going towards:

Grey background with 2 postcards on it. The bottom one shows the back with a blank white left side and address for right side. The top one shows a photo of an orange poppy with a background out of focus. There is a pink pen reading “there’s only one bed” in white text on top of the bottom postcard.

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 30

For my cis friends who may be realizing this isn’t just about sports: welcome. The best time for support was when our friends said they needed it. Days and weeks and months and years ago. Second best is now. It’s not too late to do something. Please listen now, and be prepared to help.

Scarf in blue, pink, and white, reads “there’s no y’all without you”. Shirt reads “dont mess with trans kids”. Rainbow captains armband reads “ forever proud”

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 21

Fellow soccer and library sickos: I hesitate to generate bids against myself, but don’t you need these?

Read/Lea
Landon Donovan reads Stephen King

Read
Kristine Lilly reads Catcher in the Rye

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 20

I keep forgetting to do 4x3, which is a shame since I really enjoy it!

4x3
June 20, 2026
130 pts, no mistakes, sub 90 seconds
Multicolored square, 2 green squares
2 yellow squares, Multicolored square
Purple square, Multicolored square, purple square
Blue square, Multicolored square, blue square

Four categories, three words, one shared
Hankgreen.com/fourbythree
Hangler fish

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 8

Show off your header: Changed very recently, now is this photo I took of an eastern bluebird perched on a disc golf basket

Eastern bluebird perched on the yellow band at the top of a disc golf basket

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 8

Ask and you shall receive! I will always share photos of Vinny 🥰 We got him in early August. He’s 1.5 now, loves squeaky toys and zoomies, and is staunchly in favor of the cheese tax.

Vinny, a grey and black spotted pit mix, looks forlorn as he was left alone in a bed

Vinny, a grey and black pit mix, lays on a couch with his head resting on Evan.

Vinny, a grey and black spotted pit mix, lays in the grass with his tongue hanging out

Closeup of Vinny, a grey and black spotted pit mix, with his pink tongue out and eyes closed

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 7

Didn’t end up exchanging swag with anyone, but wow, what a concert. Brandi immediately made the space feel like an intimate house show with friends.

Brittany and Evan in masks in front of a Brandi Carlile digital poster

Brandi Carlile holding a guitar on stage, bathed in blue light.

Brandi Carlile standing on stage in gold and teal lights

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 6

Seeing one of my top 5 favorite artists for the first time tonight. Can you guess who?

Multicolored bracelets that read:
“BC hearts GVL” (green/blue/white beads)
“Human” (rainbow beads)
“Bramily” (green and white beads)
“Right on time” (purple and white beads)
“I was made 4 u” (purple beads)
“Stay Gentle” (purple, blue and white beads)
“Life on the run” (brown, orange, and white beads)
“I love you and you and you” (teal and gold beads)

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 3

AverageLizard, you and your ‘84 City E II made my night in FH6.

Green car with “driving is not for everyone” writtten on it in white text

Green car with “bowieknife was (with is crossed out) my master” writtten on it in white text

Green car with “car meets are a great feature. Unbiased opinion, go play it” writtten on it in white text

Green car with “powered by copilot” writtten on the windshield in white text

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 2

As a potential voter, I noticed yesterday part of that “grassroots fundraising” includes selling merch that includes fascist talking point bumper stickers, and a “deport Lindsey” shirt. Trying to understand how this rhetoric made its way into your campaign, and if you stand by it.

Screenshot of red bumper sticker reading “america first! Annie Andrews for US Senate”

Screenshot of blue shirt reading “Deport Lindsey” in white block and pink script

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 2

Uh, as @oddevan.com asked, “Who on the US Soccer teams eats dog treats?”

Beggin’ American Soccer Crest-Shaped Dog Treats, official dog treat of US Soccer

Brittany@designatedwitter· Jun 1

If you sign up to participate in @reedyriverriot.bsky.social’s Prideraiser, shoot me a DM with your address and I will send you a super sparkly sticker in the mail 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥

Photo of a rainbow flag background and rainbow captain’s band reading “forever proud”. A holographic sticker sits on top, reading “The Living Heartbeat of the Beautiful Game: Reedy River Riot” with pride stained glass, a soccer ball, drum, and pride flags.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 30

Doubly soccer, because the only “buttons” I could find for sizing the foot were, you guessed it, thanks to my TA hoard from better days.

Hand holding a portland city flag pin, while a grey pin with a black umbrella and rain or shine sits in a buttonhole foot

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 30

Learned how to sew buttonholes tonight in my midish thirties, on my decade-old sewing machine, because of soccer. (Well, people pleasing, and soccer) Life’s strange sometimes.

Multistriped linen cloth, with a somewhat rudimentary but functional buttonhole sewn into it in grey thread

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 29

Kids, stay in school and pay attention in math class so you don’t have to literally draw diagrams to figure out whether you need to buy more fabric for a two-stick or not.

Photo of a piece of paper with a few rectangles and numbers. One of the rectangles has an x through it, denoting it will not work.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 26

Yeah, he’s all over the place IMHO

Robert E Lee
Republican
Foreign Policy: Opposes 'endless wars' and calls out Timmons specifically for continuing to fund the war in Iran.
Second Amendment: Supports all
Second Amendment rights and opposes any gun safety measures.
Abortion: Opposes abortion and women's reproductive rights.
Government: Supports ending lobbies in Washington.
Epstein Files: Supports a full investigation into the Epstein Files.
Alignment: Aligns himself closely with Rep. Thomas Massie (KY) and former
Rep, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 25

When you see a new game online that just involves rolling dice, it pays to have a *lot* of dice (including a @reedyriverriot.bsky.social die and dice tray) - though any excuse is a good excuse for buying more dice.

Wooden table with a grey soft dice tray reading “Riot til I Die, est. 2019” with the i in die replaced by a 1. Many dice sit inside, including a Reedy River Riot die.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 20

Having way too much fun in Forza Horizon 6, though I am wondering if I get some kind of achievement for saying “wow, this game is beautiful” innumerable times

Black vintage Lincoln continental on a wet road, with the sun reflecting off the puddles. A mountain is in the distance.

Blue racing car sitting at a lookout at sunset, with a snow capped mountain in the distance

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 13

Victoire scored right after this photo was taken, so posting it should get them at least another 1-2 goals, right?

Brittany, a woman wearing a cream, garnet, and navy Montreal Victoire hockey jersey, sits on a grey couch with Vinny, a black and grey spotted pit mix.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 8

Wait, sports can be stressful AND fun? Seems fake, but ok

Brittany, a female human, wears clear glasses and a cream Montreal Victoire hockey jersey. The jersey has maroon and navy accents.

Brittany@designatedwitter· May 6

I don’t know that it’s working.

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Brittany@designatedwitter· May 1

Just outside the path of toe-tality for this eclipse.

a black and grey dog paw, thrown out over the side of a bed with green blanket, almost in front of a boob light on the ceiling

Brittany@designatedwitter· Apr 26

Game didn’t go the Triumph’s way, and no goals were scored. But PTKU shouldn’t suffer because of it! A commemorative $53.90 for the roughly 540 miles between the stadiums (and us and our beloved @jsanderswhite.com)

Screenshot of the Charity Bowl donation page, showing a one time $53.90 donation made.

The screen reads:
Who is your morally superior and physically fitter college football team?
Choose your team from the dropdown list below: *
Protect Trans Kids University

Tell us why you're supporting this year's Charity Bowl!
We'll be highlighting our favorite dedication messages throughout the week.
Just heard about it, stoked to contribute. Go Sharks! $53.90 for the 539 miles between GE Vernova Park and FNB Stadium

Brittany@designatedwitter· Apr 25

Yeah, sure, why not? Happy to give @jsanderswhite.com more conflicted feelings

Photo of Andy Dwyer, a man in a khaki shirt and brown tie, with the text over it “I dont understand the charity bowl and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask”

Brittany@designatedwitter· Apr 25

Celebrated #IndieBookstoreDay this morning, and bought (among other things) Wild Reverence, which I read in a matter of hours via ebook one day this week. Books (and bookstores, and libraries) are magic, and I love them so.