Detective Red

@detectivered

year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster. it/she (It's the eczema)

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Detective Red@detectivered· 16d

I cant thank everyone who bought my books enough for your generosity. After a few months of trying and messing with wreckers and driving ages, and being out a car for six months, she is finally fully up and running again and I couldnt do it with everyone who bought a book or a bundle.

A mazda 6 station wagon with a grey everythinh but blue mismatched bumper and bonnet.

The background and number plate are mosaiced

Detective Red@detectivered· Jun 28

Last chances to get this cheap!!! Look at my little lesbian power rangers. If your craving angsty little eggs pushing away those around them, and hurting themselves and everyone around them and trying their best to recover then i have a story for you.

Goldie seemed much happier lately. It was odd, I’d gotten used to seeing him as this moody quiet kid hanging around in the back of photos and classrooms. Like he was trying to look like an emo, but his blonde hair was destroying the illusion because his mum wouldn’t let him dye it. Like the lead of a punk band my dad liked in his youth.
Over the last two weeks though, that had changed. He smiled occasionally. His eyes had life to them, and he had actually started talking in full sentences. It was astonishing to see someone change so fast.

Detective Red@detectivered· Jun 28

My girlfriend and i both have a headache..

Very crudely drawn comic.
Lump on a bed, little dress me scratch butt next to bed.
Bed lump says weh
Little dress me grab panadol and deink bottle.
I pass to little lumo girlfriend.
She take.
I take.
Two lumps on bed

Detective Red@detectivered· Jun 25

CHIITAN LIKED MY SELF PROMO THATS IT.IM EXPLODING

Detective Red@detectivered· Jun 19

Protagonists for a stupid concept im working on. Brooke bullies River by emasculating her. River doesnt get that shes being insulted. Hilarity ensues

Brooke:
The protagonist. Hot. Handsome. Pretty. And proud of it. Massive himejoshi. Massive lesbian. Massive idiot. Around 6 foot. Wears 2 inch platforms
River:
Love interest. Pretty, slightly shorter than Brooke around 5 10. “himedanshi” and deathly ashamed of it. Girls find her attractive because she tries to take care of herself, dresses smartly and she’s so inoffensive and safe. Fell for Brooke almost immediately, and it only got worse when she was teased.
Dense egg.

Detective Red@detectivered· May 29

Weird looking dog innit

Detective Red@detectivered· May 10

Like she could not be more clear. Fuck you for acting like this is internalised misogyny

The bottom corner of the hunter schafer diary thing. The last part of her timeline of her life.
Queer person - the most liberated from gender i have found myself. Steal dealing with the ruins(?)of sexual brainwashing. bug awake my own femibism to further avoid men

Detective Red@detectivered· May 7

Season 1: no julieta :( Season 2: Julieta :D

Detective Red@detectivered· May 1

I bought toys

Detective Red@detectivered· Apr 25

Detective Red@detectivered· Apr 2

Symphony of The Night: I enjoy the genre Symphony is in a lot more than Rondo. It was overall less tuned than and polished than Rondo because it was the first of its kinda in the series. The boss fights are a little less oomphy, because they arent the end of a level and arent as satisfying overall

Detective Red@detectivered· Apr 2

Oh i also liked the anime cutscenes. They were really charming. Maria Renard is also very fun. I mainly played on Richter mode but there were parts of the game that just were a cake walk as Maria and painful as Richter. Her design is hilarious considering what she becomes later.

Maria Renard a blode haired anime girl in a pink fluffy dress

Detective Red@detectivered· Apr 2

Rondo of Blood: A well tuned game in a genre I struggle with due to poor coordination but very satisfying when I can get my hands to function. Would have been unbeatable/incredibly slow for me to beat without save states. Bosses generally feel fair and beatable, though not all the first time

Box art for Castlevania Rondo of Blood.

Shows Richter a buff man with short brown hair, drssed in blue holding a whip, against a background of stormy skys, and a castle. An ominous monster eyes cuts into the scene

Detective Red@detectivered· Mar 29

THE MIND VIRUS WON. P2. P2!!! Buying a burger now. Excited. Happy. Awesome.

Detective Red@detectivered· Mar 16

• Full Frontal has a mullet. As an Australian i am legally obliged to approve. Business in the frontal. Party in the Backal? Idk. Look at him next to Icehouse front man Iva Davies. Frontal should be singing Electric Blue or Crazy instead of this war shit. Old mate could top the charts. Legend

Full Frontal. In his goofy red sleeves coat with gold accent that looks like a marching band outfit. A big blonde mullet, and his stupid mask

iva davies from icehouse in the 80s with his voluminoius and gorgeous curly mullet

Detective Red@detectivered· Mar 16

• The "Will of Char" includes his political sense, love of purple twinks, savior complex and piloting skill. Not his shame or mommy issues. • His purple twink is an angry pomeranian who thinks hes a doberman. Look at him aint he cute. • would definitely say he doesnt bite

A very grumpy Angelo Sauper, a grey haired pretty anime boy, pulling off his meanest and grumpiest face. Oh hes so grumpy

Detective Red@detectivered· Mar 12

He gets detained, goes back to be a military dog, checks on Banagher and Mineva, leaves the military and becomes daddys secretary.

Detective Red@detectivered· Mar 6

Im really happy with the almeria pull. I also opened a pack of steel requim

Me holding an alt art With Iron And Blood card from the gundam tcg.
Main/action choose 1 of your units. Deal 1 damage to it. It gets ap+3 during this turn.

Detective Red@detectivered· Feb 21

Shes also really mad about my boobs because they are bigger than her and They kinda piss her off.

Detective Red@detectivered· Feb 20

Antidepressants causing insomnia. Its time to break out the big guns

Pink Build a bear axolotl on floral sheets. Her name pyjamas

Detective Red@detectivered· Feb 6

I found this sunflower keycap and im wondering if i should get it for this keyboard cause oh my goodnes

Detective Red@detectivered· Jan 21

You win some, you lose some.

A screenshot of the gundam wiki with the release date for the pg mark 2 edited to say it came out in september 2001

Detective Red@detectivered· Jan 19

Who she thought i was VS who i actually am

Grunpy miorine after pulling suletta out of the way

Miorine looking at cool chan like a yearning moron

Detective Red@detectivered· Jan 13

Update she called Primarina "Lacus but blue"

Primarina, a seal mermaid girly from pokemon. Shes blue

Detective Red@detectivered· Jan 8

Mikazuki will casually see through the disguise of one of the primary antagonists of the series and then become the autism creature

Detective Red@detectivered· Jan 2

Made shakshouka with home made flat bread

Detective Red@detectivered· Dec 27

GOOD NEWS! My cars damage is all cosmetic! Its horrific but a trip to the wreckers might save her. BAD NEWS. My mum is not appreciating my sense of humour around painting the replacement hood to be blinding hot pink? If you want to help me out with making us less stressed check the quote.

A meteor grey 2009 mazda 6 station wagons thats. Crashed its face

Aunt Fannie from Scathing Political satire 2005s "Robots"

Detective Red@detectivered· Dec 24

Detective Red@detectivered· Dec 24

I can fix her