Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas
Fallen One Chosen One Old Scratch (I rather like that one) Aggie Dog/cat Dad Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway. Shitposting for secularism and democracy. Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom. “I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
We was butt naked all over the floor. It feld weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.
"Ice Cream" "Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"
Well there it is, the gayest shit I’ve seen all year and it’s not even a week into Pride Month.
But some dead Bryson with a podcast said men can't get pregnant.
How did I not know that weapon acronym? I thought that was the brand of diaper #Trump wears. MANPADS.
Me if Megan Thee Stallion was my gf Seriously, how do you mess that up? I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.
We did NOT need a Roadhouse movie where Jake Gyllenhaal is a stand in for freakin Swayze. We needed this.
Turns out Kash Patel was foreseen when I was in college. I was too busy drinking and foreseeing Opus Dei to notice.
If I beat Cell at his full power I prove once and for all I am the strongest! THINK, Trunks, THINK!
That jawline...I'm in love. 😍 Absolute legend. "Hurdurr what is a woman?" This...magats. This. Yes...I know, she's married, but dayum.
See. I'm not the Antichrist. I'm the devil. There's a difference. I'm pretty sure the Antichrist was made up by some asshole in Alexandria, VA named Chuck though.