She'll kick your ass & expect to be tipped for her time.

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New expression unlocked. 🔓

This was supposed to be a cute sketch but Cyril just looks pissed off. 🤧😭

I don't normally have time to hop on trends (I'm sure I'm still very late), but I was tormented by ✨ecstatic visions✨ so here we are. Cyril's helping.

A series of deliberate decisions.

Hi. ♥

Went antique shopping with my sister today & scored some goodies. 👀✨

Happy Horse Year 🔥🐴

We feast.

My workday has been so ridiculous it feels like a looney tunes skit. What do you MEAN you're a working professional with fourteen years of experience... and you don't know how to open a shared Excel workbook?

Bad man sketch o'clock.

Merry (Belated) Christmas! May your winter be merry & bright, no matter what or if you celebrate. ✨

WIP from today's stream. Cyril and his beloved... plants. 🪴🪴🪴

And that's the Americas.

Aion, sweetie, that's Australia. #Aion2

How dare you look at me in that tone of slut, old man. #Aion2

You know I had to make the most despicable man in #Aion2.

This is the strangest church service Father Cyril has ever led. #Aion2

WIP [ #oc #originalcharacter #originalcharacterart ]

Not to be dramatic but I think more visits to the ocean would fix me.

Elves. 🫴 #oc #elf #art #fantasyart #ocs

🔥 🫴

Pepper...

I was recording a speed paint & you can see the exact moment I lost pen sensitivity and my will to live began unraveling.

Gently holds her.

Dismantling your outfit with one side-eye.

All I'm going to say is, if you're going to resell vintage books for $10/pop, the least you can do is not be stupid enough to leave the $1.00 charity shop price sticker on it.

They really have one (1) setting.