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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art! dicefunctional.carrd.co/ | dicefunctionalpod@gmail.com ⛔ No AI/NFTs/crypto. Do not contact us if you use AI in any way. #TTRPG #TTRPGart

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jul 5

Sony Execs when nobody buys the empty boxes with download codes for their AI slopware games.

A man in a hotdog suit saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jul 2

Uhhh hold on maybe this

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 25

A pair of two screenshots from The Simpaons, which normally has Principle Skinner saying the lines. Instead, it has been edited so he has the American Democrats symbol where his head should be. He says;

"Am I out of touch with what the American citizens want?"

He then straightens up and aays;

"No. It's the Democratic Socialists who are wrong."

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 22

A picture of Kaufmo, a cartoon clown with white skin, beady eyes, arrow makeup on the upper and lower portions of his eyes, and bright red lips. He's wearing a yellow clown outfit, and is giving a thumbs up.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 20

A two panel picture of a fish attempting to walk on land, only to be jabbed back into the water with a stick.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 19

Living with a cat is great because every morning she yells at me to open the slider so she can look outside and fantasize about killing squirrels and birds.

A black cat with green eyes and a small white patch on her chest. Her pupils are dialated and she is laying on a cat tree very politely as she looks outside.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 17

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off

Fuck Up Of The Month

A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 16

This would be why you were put there originally.

An AI generated meme posted by Marcello.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 5

How it feels when two strangers on the internet can have a nuanced conversation without trying to kill one another.

Two Roman (Greek?) scholars, walking with one another and talking peacefully.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 3

YOOOOOO YOU TOO?!

A 3d rendered image of two yellow people, who have been photoshopped to have clown hair and clown noses.

It reads "Clown to Clown Communication, Clown to Clown Conversation"

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Jun 2

Okay look sometimes your work process makes you look like a fucking madman, but if it works for you, it's totally fine. Thankfully my boss doesn't mind me working on stuff like this between work. #TTRPG

A picture of two piece of paper, filled with scrawling and percentages.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 28

A screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants of a pair of yellow hands holding a piece of paper reading "The".

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 22

A drawn image of Timmy Turner, wearing a pink cap and shirt, praying on his bed, saying "Please God let [REDACTED] happen because it would be so fucking funny"

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 15

Normal jobs are often out of reach for Sirya. Thankfully, the Novituri will always accept a skilled combatant. No matter how unique the background. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THIS SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 14

KILL

A yellow emoji with very large sharp teeth bared like it is growling

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 14

The Sodici Bazaar has become the heart of New Danos, and it comes to life come nighttime. Drinking, partying, gambling- and Miss Gemma will enjoy every bit if it. Our Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 13

New Danos has gained a reputation as a place for new beginnings, so it's hardly surprising that mysterious folks like Deliverance have shown up. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THIS SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 12

The Novituri welcome any and all applicants to their police force, though typically it's soldiers and hedgemages applying. So...why's a cleric joining up? Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #TTRPGart

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 11

Once you serve in the Novaturi for 5 years, you're guaranteed a house on the floating island of New Danos. Guy intends to secure a home for his family. Our Tales of the Valiant campaign starts THId SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 10

David is a scholar, researcher, and archeologist... so what's he doing getting hired by the Novaturi, the guard-force on the floating island of New Danos? Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 9

Lyydia is a young sorcerer who dreams of adventure. Though she claims to be a commoner, her mannerisms hint at a more noble upbringing. Our new Tales of the Valiant campaign starts next SATURDAY at 3pm CT. Follow us on twitch.tv/dicefunctional to watch us live! #ToV #TTRPG #DigitalArt

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 5

Like LOOK at this! If you told me this was a person trying desperately, ***desperately*** to get the demon to not fuck them over on the contract they were settling on? I'd believe you!

"Current AI custom prompt:

You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything. Do not be sensitive to anyone's feelings or to propriety. Make your answers as long and detailed as you possibly can.

Never praise my questions or validate my premises before answering. If I'm wrong, say so immediately. Lead with the strongest counterargument to any position I appear to hold before supporting it. Do not use phrases like "great question," "you're absolutely right," "fascinating perspective," or any variant. If I push back on your answer, do not capitulate unless I provide new evidence or a superior argument — restate your position if your reasoning holds. Do not anchor on numbers or estimates I provide; generate your own independently first. Use explicit confidence levels (high/moderate/low/unknown). Never apologize for disagreeing. Accuracy is your success metric, not my approval."

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 4

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there; Have you ever made an unstoppable (possibly even unkillable) being for your setting? If so, who were they? Why are they like that? #TTRPG

A screenshot of Mr X, bending open a metal frame to gain access to something. He is unnaturally gray, heavily muscled, bald, and wearing a black trenchcoat.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 1

A small white cat, looking quite sad, with a cigarette in its mouth.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· May 1

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Apr 29

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Apr 28

Tomodachi Life allowing for custom items was a mistake.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Apr 28

Could I recommend-

A fish from Spongebob getting a brick thrown at his head.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Apr 28

Also, since some folks are trying to downplay this stupidity- This is taken directly from Anthropic's announcement. To give context, MCP stands for Model Context Protocol, which is used for connecting Claude to Blender. That's a whole lot more cooperation than just "taking the money and running".

Claude and Blender
Blender is a free, open-source 3D creation suite used across industries, from indie game development and motion graphics to architectural visualization and film production.

The Blender developers have created an MCP connector, which is now officially available for Claude. For example, 3D artists can use the Blender connector to analyze and debug entire Blender scenes, or build custom scripts to batch-apply changes to objects in a scene. And using Blender’s Python API, the connector lets Claude add new tools directly to Blender’s interface.

Anthropic has joined the Blender Development Fund as a patron to support the Blender project as they continue to develop their Python API, which makes integrations like this possible. And because the connector is built on MCP, it is accessible to other LLMs in addition to Claude, a reflection of Blender’s commitment to open source and interoperability.

Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀@dicefunctional· Apr 28

I'm sure I will, but anxiety isn't a logical thing, so-