yall better grab one before the scalpers snatch them all up

ok so like one of these is normal and the other is horny, right

no one slanders the Bell while I'm around

drove two miles with this fucker lodged in my tire. some sort of can, it was bigger when i started. annoying as hell

i can feel this picture in my entire body

We beat him before, we'll beat him again!

spinnin that new shit

so my jobsite is next to a park thats got peacocks

Zoro ten minutes after landing on Whiskey Peak

"The exact scenario I wished to avoid has now entrapped me" is how I'm going to sign every email I have to my project manager

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY MALON RADIATION. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO.

I let these motherfuckers go on shore leave and then fuckin Tony Todd hunts 8472 through the hallways. I don't care how goddamn impressive the Biggest Ball of Twine in the Delta Quadrant is, everyone stays on the ship

this definitely makes up for the fact that Neelix is going to die from metreon radiation poisoning

motherfucker that is my goddamn ride

look, I ain't never seen any Kamen Rider, but now I really want to

@rideth-mochi.bsky.social I want to thank you for making a shirt tailored to my interests

tequila old fashioned and J'touffee. merry christmas!

have you considered

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.