Rep Barry Moore of the US House of Representatives sends out polls on Wednesday and it’s usually some bullshit like “do you support trumps crusade to kill all democrats” but today its a real question!

Look at my boy 😭

Oil prices sky high, stock market doesn’t give a shit. No reality, only vibes.

We should all aspire to have the energy of Gritty. I will not elaborate.

Imagine making AI bird slop when shoebills exist

I regret nothing.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama with the most bullshit weekly survey:

I will never use copilot and if I can figure out how to get rid of it I will, but this fucking shit lmao. "copilot may make mistakes" yeah no shit

Trump says they came to a deal on Greenland. Anyway in other, unrelated news:

*teleports behind you* nothin personnel, my child

Oh I forgot when I commented earlier, my wife bought me this shirt a while back. I don’t wear it out much lol.

Everyone today

Hmm…

Me in the national security group chat

New York Times can go fuck right off

Reminds me of this for some reason, can’t quite wrap my head around why though…

I am now an American woodcock fan page

And here I thought I was late to the party