carly rae jepstein

@die-hardman

make it feel like that song that just unopened you

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carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· 24d

can’t do it anymore sorry. i think this guy stinks but the discourse around him is somehow 100,000x worse than he is and it is driving me fucking crazy

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 15

well that’s cool

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 13

let’s go steam machine let’s go clap clap clap

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 11

much better

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 11

going to the nice barbershop today so i can stop looking like shit. chopped, unc, etc

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 9

a good skill for anyone to learn but particularly online people in their 30s is: just take the fucking L and move on

Mommy Nova
@bleachedthorns.bsky.social
They/S...
oh im so sorry everybody for taking the concerns of racism and SLURS of other marginalized communities outside of my own seriously, I'm sure the community i grew up with would be so happy to know the response to "thats a slur" is
"NUH-UH!!!"
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Mommy Nova
They/She @bleached... •1h
minnesota state fair be like "hey here's A FUCKING SLUR IN THE NAME OF OUR FOOD"

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 9

i got the gay doctor bronners

pride! joy! solidarity! the lgbtq+ dr bronner soap

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 7

YES!

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 6

gonna guess that this is a Yes

Do any of you people realize that all 50 states are going to have military personel in them due to all the unconstitutional acts against the people the courts are guilty of. The BAR brotherhood and a lot of the mason brotherhood is going down.
For foecing commerce under diress. Under ghe color of law of child support, credit fraud under child support. Violation of the right to travel without restrictions, restrictions of ghe 2nd ammendment.
Violations of the 4th ammendment. Ect
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lost in family court again didja?
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mjbayless6 1m
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I never consented to a contract. Under constitutional law, no contracts can be preformed between the living man and an entity. You consent when you register to vote. You consent to being property of the state not a living human created by Yahuah.

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 6

What horror movie image haunts you? 🖤

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 5

backrooms everything must go wife and i are the only people in here

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jul 2

ghostsofnewyork 2h
how do you keep track of speed of time?
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_boojiboo_ 2h. Author
With a clock/timer. I watched the time pass as I'm counting the seconds.
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carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 29

congratulations, softhearts, you have been Worked into a Shoot

cryptid_pigeon > AEWForbiddenDoor 12h
The spitting in the mask was too far. That actually pisses me off.
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xkkristenlee 12h
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Right? And I'm SO sure we may be in the minority with this line of thinking. Like...come on Thekla, let it go already
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carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 26

hmm

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 26

i guess hopepilled/doomer is the Thunberg Threshold

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 23

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 20

i put pop rocks in mine

rbrentreed 4h

Question, does anyone ever mix anything into their CPAP water tank? I'm thinking one drop of eucalyptus extract won't hurt anything.

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 20

incredible find on threads

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 11

i’m sorry i’m sure i will miss some critically important post about how this guy has “die jews die” tattooed on his balls or something but i can’t take seeing the discourse about this dude anymore

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 6

if u think im joking: Nope

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 6

you’re right manny we should definitely get the analytics out of the way. let’s go back to OG stats wait no. not like that!!

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 5

nate bronze strikes again. fuck this guy

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 1

i shouldn’t be surprised that their next post looks like this

Neurodivergents are the original pattern-recognisers, seers, and witches of our communities... and the system pathologises that exact magic because walking dead zombies are easier to manage.

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· Jun 1

wealth hoarding parasites like david attenborough

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· May 24

imagine waking up in the dead of night and all you see, faintly illuminated by the hallway light, is QT Marshall’s Freakish Grinning Countenance

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· May 21

today in threads: i’m just too greedy for shrimp

I almost choked and died yesterday! It was on a shrimp AGAIN! Luckily I made myself throw up. I immediately got on Amazon and got two of those things that you put over your mouth and it dislodges food out of your throat.
I'm so damn greedy when it comes to shrimp y'all!

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· May 21

my personal opinion is that if you post like this you should probably have your hard drive searched by the FBI

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· May 21

nothing quite like the beach on a windy evening as the sun begins to set the natural beauty of this world is a splendor to behold, for every day that has come before and all the days yet to come

carly rae jepstein@die-hardman· May 16

which way, eastwest man