Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
If he’s not already on here, he should be. Olaf Buzzkill, Bluesky’s patron saint of pedantry
Mom: ”We have fried Godzilla at home.” The fried Godzilla at home:
To celebrate* my first session of group… *help me decompress because of my pronounced social anxiety
Feeling okay about this, though he’s still not fat enough to the left for my tastes
I hear this in the voice of the B-52s guy in the Love Shack video
The humanmaxxed people and me are all having fun and laughing together. They’re just out of frame