DilfPickle
@dilfpickle
🔞 Amateur porn account for horny gay beefy shortstack dad. Personality questionable, but that dick though. Hobbies include being a dork, flirting with dudes who live too far away to bang. 🐻🦫🤓🍆 @DilfMorning on Twitter
TBT to that one gym shower that made my dick look 10% bigger and 20% more uncut.
Ate a 1 kg bag of mini eggs over the weekend. No self control AND a fat uncut dick.
#FCF Request: Kneel on top of my lap, sit down on this right to the balls, and then let's kiss (yes, you specifically)
To the one guy out there whose hyper-specific fetish is "guy doing toilet repair in a fundoshi", this is the moment you've been waiting for.
Even if I fucked you a long time ago, I need you to know... I still beat off to that video we made of this cock barely fitting in that hole.
Tried to do the "repost an old photo of your dick" trend and exposed myself as someone who can't repost/quote post properly. Anyways here's my cock from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
It's hump day, you're legally obligated to climb on and ride a load out of me.
Happy Halloween, this year I'm going as a chair for chubby tattooed boys.
Not so hungover that I can't take a pic of my bulge when it's looking good 😎
It should be some cub's cute hole instead of my hand, but, c'est la vie.
Got really riled up by an oomf today and had to get myself sorted before the gym.
