NotBob is the prettiest cat who isn't my cat.

The lilac tree in our garden became a temporary wonder of little crescents.

I just went upstairs to get a cardi.

The parasol revival is long overdue.

Today is a good day for all those Pope With A Baseball Bat photos you have been filing away...

I suspect my Dad has recovered enough after his recent surgery to resume practising his golf swing...

Your kitties are beautiful! Here's my girl for cat tax.

In more cheering plant news, look at this absolute beast of an acanthus in the garden at Chez Augusta. Magnificent thing.

Tits.

This dickhead just shouted at me, chomped my hand and is now sitting here purring and wondering why I'm not stroking her. Idiot.

First evening posh pop of the season. Yay!

The cat has made a little nest among the bulbs under the lilac tree and it's so cute I can't cope.

Hilarious that they know about the Avignon papacy. *taps sign*

Delicious cookies with thanks to @rich-bryant.uk for the recipe. The neighbours might get some. Maybe.

Magnificent. 10/10, no notes. Will be stealing.

I sniggered.

I know it falls into the same sort of category as 'leftover wine' but amazingly nobody in my house likes yorkshire pudding as much as I do, and I can often claim a left over slice from one of these.

She's claimed that blanket for fuzzykind.

It could be worse. There are no good options here.

Unscheduled mince pies. No regrets.

Greatest local FB group post ever.

Finally defeated the little bastard.

I think we win.

"Can I interest you in the word of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?"

Is @showerabsolute.bsky.social moonlighting?

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Getting lap cuddles off an unexploded mine.