I’M SO BUSY I CAN’T EVEN MAKE TWO PROMO POSTS. 😂 So: TWO SATURDAYS. TWO GOTH INVASIONS. ONE LAZY-ASS POST. * Links in comments! AUG 8: THE CRAFT @ Crafty’s • Delco Goth / Industrial / EBM / Darkwave AUG 15: VORTEX TOUCHES GRASS AGAIN @ Grumblethorpe • Philly Pick one. Preferably BOTH.

Fuck Off Skeletor! It's the Algorithms fault you jerk! Asylum 13 NO PANTS PARTY: Masters of the Underwear ⚔️ | This Thurs. July 30 | w/ DJ mighty Mike Saga Leave the pants. Bring the power to DANCE. 😂 www.facebook.com/events/19588...

Be honest... how many of you have accidentally received the full VORTEX Touches Grass sales pitch this week or last? 😂🙋‍♂️ I regret nothing. See you Saturday at Grumblethorpe. 🌿🦇 RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/15957...

Oi Oi DAY WALKERS, Or like Day Bats, What ever. 🌿🦇 The bats have summoned even more enchantment to the gardens... Honeytree EvilEye & Luci Longlegs will be joining us for Bewitching Burlesque Beneath the Trees at VORTEX TOUCHES GRASS! www.facebook.com/events/15957...

Help us prove, once and for all, that goths are solar-powered... for at least six hours. 😂🌿 VORTEX TOUCHES GRASS: Outdoor Day Goth Gathering • Sat July 18 • 1PM–7PM • 21+ RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/15957...

PHILLY! TONIGHT! WHO'S READY TO BE THE ULTIMATE TIME SLUT? www.facebook.com/events/26570... VORTEX goes until 4AM! That's two extra hours of Darkwave, Industrial, EBM, Post-Punk, and questionable life decisions. Enter the 7th Hour. 🦇 9PM–4AM 📍 Warehouse on Watts 💀 $15

Some people hear Industrial music and immediately start growing wires and machine parts. We call that personal growth. ⚙️ VORTEX THIS FRIDAY ⚙️ RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/26570... #PersonalGrowths #Tetsuo4AMMan #EnterThe7thHour #IndustrialMusicDidThis #MechanicalMutation

Industrial fans will immediately recognize this band. Hear Ministry and other industrial classics at VORTEX 9pm–4am • Fri June 19th www.facebook.com/events/26570... #TerlAndWhirlAtVortex #BattlefieldJerks #PsychloBodyMusic #MinistryAtHome #BattlefieldEBM #IndustrialEarth

Oi! I don't even know if I'm a DJ anymore or just a full-time VORTEX reminder service. But as your friendly neighborhood bitch-ass promoter, it is my Saga - sacred duty to remind you that VORTEX goes until 4AM on June 19th. www.facebook.com/events/26570...

Oi Oi! TONIGHT at Underground Arts! Come and support an army of talented local artists! As an added bonus (or warning), you'll also be subjected to me spinning syrup-soaked tunes directly into your soul all night long. www.facebook.com/events/12775...

Head Like a Hole. Knees Like Rice Krispies. VORTEX Philadelphia: Ft. Dj Omegatelik, dj Zero, Textbeak • 9pm–4am • Fri June 19th RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/26570... #SnapCracklePop

Oi! Some Goths sacked Rome. Me & Gabriel Drax sack the dancefloor TONIGHT at Asylum 13 | Cut Rate Box & Nuda | LIVE Electronic Music | DJs Saga & Drax www.facebook.com/events/24294...

Oi! Tonight is the nite my nite bats! Michael FickleBottom calls for PERFECT weather for dancing this evening! VORTEX: Industrial DYZtortion ft. DJ DYZTORT (QXT’s NJ) • TONIGHT • Philly www.facebook.com/events/18823...

THIS FRIDAY AT VORTEX: … I THINK I HAVE THE FEAR. 👽 In space, no one can hear your 14th Dead Stars request. Fine. You win. I’ll probably have to play it Friday. ⚡🦇 www.facebook.com/events/18823... #14thDeadStarsRequest #PlayDeadStarsCoward #AlienVsDJ #LV426Dancefloor #DeadStarsAndChill

BREAKING: The VORTEX décor shipment has officially violated maritime law. ⚓🦇 VORTEX: Industrial DYZtortion ft. DJ DYZTORT (QXT’s NJ) • THIS FRIDAY • Philly www.facebook.com/events/18823...

Oi Oi! THIS FRIDAY⚠️ VORTEX: INDUSTRIAL DYZTORTION descends downstairs at Warehouse on Watts with QXT’s legendary distortion architect DJ DYZTORT. ⚙️ Goth // Industrial // Aggrotech // EBM // Darkwave rsvp here: www.facebook.com/events/18823...

Oi. VORTEX: returns THIS FRIDAY. Industrial stomp. Darkwave filth. Goth chaos. FUCKIN’ DIABOLICAL, innit? 🖤 www.facebook.com/events/18823...

Oi! TONIGHT at BAR XIII:
BAD MOTHERF#@KER’S DAY PARTY
with DJ mighty Mike Saga spinning all night • LIVE music by The Awkward Middle www.facebook.com/events/11260...

Hey Bub, Get a slice of that no-pants life tonight… Asylum 13 is calling. 🖤 www.facebook.com/events/83503...

Some heroes wear capes… Some heroes forget their pants. Which one are you this Thursday @ Asylum 13: CAPES ON. PANTS GONE. – A Superhero No Pants Party! www.facebook.com/events/83503...

Oi Oi! CAPES ON. PANTS GONE.🚨 THIS THURSDAY 4/30 ASYLUM 13! A full-blown superhero NO PANTS PARTY is taking over Asylum 13 and it’s going to be absolute chaos. CAPES! No limits. No pants. www.facebook.com/events/83503...

I did this to my Saga-self. I guess this NINE INCH NAILED it. 🖤 If this plays Friday… just know it wasn’t my fault. VORTEX awaits.👉 RSVP www.facebook.com/events/87450...

THE BLAND BAND IS IN DEMAND… but not this Friday. 🖤 VORTEX: Gothy Easter Egg Hunt 🖤 LIVE: Dead Cool + Astari Nite DJs: Darkwave / Industrial / EBM / Synthpop Hidden prizes. Perfect weather. No excuses. WOW downstairs. 👉 RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/87450...

Me trying to act normal knowing VORTEX is NEXT Friday ... VORTEX: Dead Cool + Astari Nite (LIVE) • Gothy Easter Egg Hunt — Philly 4.17 RSVP here: www.facebook.com/events/87450...

Oi! Look… I get it 😭 But if you’ve seen this post, you’re basically legally required to come now! haha VORTEX: Dead Cool + Astari Nite (LIVE) • Gothy Easter Egg Hunt — Philly 4.17 www.facebook.com/events/87450... #DjAiFingers

Oi! So I’m casually watching Super Hero Movie & my Saga brain goes— ‘WAIT… hold up… rewind that.’ Tell me I’m not the only one pausing random scenes like a psycho… Anyway… if you know, you know. 🖤 VORTEX: Dead Cool + Astari Nite (LIVE) • Gothy Easter Egg Hunt www.facebook.com/events/87450...

Eggs will be hidden. 🥚 Good luck my Nite Bats. HOPPY EASTER! VORTEX: Gothy Easter Egg Hunt — Philly 4.17 www.facebook.com/events/87450...

Well Shit!… you really do learn something new every day. Now be a BAD goblin and RSVP GOING to VORTEX: Dead Cool + Astari Nite (LIVE) • Gothy Easter Egg Hunt — Philly 4.17 www.facebook.com/events/87450...

Oi! I hate that this is how I have to communicate now. Like I could just calmly say “ VORTEX: is tonight" … but instead I’m psychically screaming at you through a cheesesteak. Philly technology has gone too far. Or don’t. But the sandwich will remember. RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/25149...

By decree of the Dark Council… Thou art hereby commanded to attend VORTEX: THIS FRIDAY! and shake thine cursed pelvis as if possessed by ancient rhythm demons. Failure to attend will result in… mild disappointment and missing a banger of a nite! RSVP: www.facebook.com/events/25149...