Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)

@dnsoccercow

Transmasc Non-binary, LAc, artist, Thorns/Timbers FC, soccer lover, Enid Collins purse collector, antifascist, Doxie is my co-pilot. Co-owns Detroit City FC & Chattanooga FC. #YNWA They/them

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Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Apr 30

Yeah that was super fun! The north end was having a blast!! Just be aware of balls!!! Thanks Captain Obvious! LMAO!!

View of the playing field at Providence Park from the front row of section 106 in The North End. To the right is one of the goals and in the distance is the south end with the large Jumbotron. In between is a soccer field. Just below on the side line is a new sign (the most obvious sign in the world thanks to Captain Obvious. LMAO) which reads Please Be Aware of Soccer Balls! 13 years of Thorns matches and what like 25+ years of Timbers matches and we have to be warned that balls may fly into the crowd at a soccer match! 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 SMH. Lolololol

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 28

Membership table is back at the top of 107 for @thornsfc.com! #BAONPDX

Rose City Riveters membership table with the red and black polka dot table cloth and chant sheets and info flyers flanked by two green folding chairs under the green banner with the Riveters , Timbers Army, and 107ist crests. Says “Join the engine behind our supporters groups!” Pull up banner to the left says Supporters and has photos of the north end supporters on it.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Feb 6

From Ira T. Mann, violent transphobe @detmojohowitz.bsky.social:
"I can punch you in the face, or I can stab you in the stomach 30 times. Your choice? The reality you are not willing to accept is that this is the choice. It's the actual fucking reality you have to face. Take the punch to the face. Stupid."

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Dec 19

Saw this and thought of you. Hope things get better and less…umm…chaotic.

Comic single panel by Doug Savage in 2013- Two chickens standing next to each other in a landscape with a decorated Christmas tree, a snowman, and snow is falling. The one on the left says, “Christmas is in the air!” The one in the right responds, “It smells like cinnamon and panic.”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Oct 20

Whelp, it’s that time of year again! Time to post the XKCD Internet Dependency comic.

XKCD Internet dependency comic. Shows an elaborate structure of various size blocks labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure” and down at the bottom one corner of the huge structure is held up by one really skinny short block labeled “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Oct 20

This didn’t help either!

“Are you aware of the theory that a weasel fuckinb up the Large Hadron Collider in April 2016 shifted us into the wrong timeline? Because it explains EVERYTHING” screenshot of a tweet with an attached article from NPR titled “Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Aug 30

Sickos guy looking out the window saying, “Yes…Ha Ha Ha…Yes!” meme but instead of saying “sickos” on his chest it says, “Normal well adjusted folks”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 27

Not 1 regret about doing this! I love my new non-binary chest! Finally what I’ve wanted 4 so many years. Lots of that time I didn’t even know yet what my true self was but now I’m on T & got top surgery I’m finally living as my truth!Feeling comfortable in my body! Feels correct! Meant to be ENBY!

Smiling non-binary person experiencing trans euphoria showing off the results of the top surgery they got several days ago. Their chest is flat with minimal swelling, there is good looking suture line taped down along the incisions across their chest. There are still pen marks from where the surgeon marked the midline and other areas they needed to mark. The results are really excellent looking. This image reflects the joy of getting gender affirming care and shows how beneficial it is.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 27

One nurses told me they do a different IV type 4 trans folks. I forgot to ask what was different. 🤦🏻 But I did notice the pink & blue colors & w/the white gauze it’s the trans flag! Maybe that’s it. Oh & the 🖕 is for Joanne & the other bigots out there, esp all that told me I would regret it! Not me!

A persons hand with a pink and blue IV inserted into the back side of their hand. With the white gauze and the white printed script on the IV it makes up the colors of the transgender pride flag. Also the hand is flipping the middle finger to all the shitty bigots who told this person they would regret top surgery and it was mutilation. They don’t regret it and it’s gender affirming care not mutilation. The background is clearly a hospital setting showing this person in a hospital bed with an ugly tan privacy curtain drawn.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 24

Smiling with trans euphoria chonky non-binary person resting several hours post top surgery wearing a binder!

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 22

I miss Penis Girl summer!

An electrical box thingy with graffiti on it that says, “Penis Girlz, The Penis-ing”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 7

Hey Nancy:

Rainbow circle and inside transposed over the trans flag colors it says, “Trans PPL existing does nothing negative to your life, you crybaby bitch”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 7

What?

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· May 1

Quote tweeted just so I wasn’t the one breaking this!

Screenshot showing 161 reposts of the tweet I’m commenting on.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Apr 5

And a machete! You need a machete too.

Penguin holding a machete running across icy snow. Text overlaid says “become untarriffable”

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Apr 4

Penguin holding a machete. Text says, “Meanwhile at the Heard and McDonald Islands, penguins say peace was never an option.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Apr 4

@ngsdetroit.bsky.social Love when a package from Detroit arrives! Thank you for the fast shipping! Y’all are awesome. Hey that train sticker would make a great patch, just sayin. 😂

Merch from Northern Guard Supporters for Detroit City FC. It’s a motherfucking train sticker, 2025 F bomb scarf, three white with black text f-bomb patches, round NGS crest patch, NGS koozie with a skeleton middle finger on the bottom.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 30

Purple, white, and green is genderqueer flag. Non-binary flag is yellow, white, purple, and black.

In 2013, a user of the social media site Tumblr coined an abbreviation of nonbinary or N.B., "enby." This word and how people have come to use it is discussed below.[11][12][13]
In 2014, Kye Rowan designed the nonbinary flag in response to a call put out for a nonbinary flag that was separate from the genderqueer flag, the final design is shown at the top of this article.[14][15][16] This flag is meant to "represent nonbinary folk who did not feel that the genderqueer flag represented them. This flag was intended to go alongside Marilyn Roxie's genderqueer flag rather than replace it. The flag consists of four stripes. From top to bottom: yellow represents those whose gender exists outside of and without reference to the binary as yellow is often used to distinguish something as its own. White represents those who have many or all genders, as white is the photological presence of color and/or light. The purple stripe represents those who feel their gender is between or a mix of female and male as purple is the mix of traditional boy and girl colors. The purple also could be seen as representing the fluidity and uniqueness of nonbinary people. The final black stripe represents those who feel they are without gender, as black is the photological absence of color and/or light." The nonbinary flag and the genderqueer flag are both options for nonbinary people to use to symbolize themselves, and take different approaches to how to symbolize nonbinary genders.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 30

Here he is on Facebook.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 16

Non-binary flag colors in background- from top to bottom stripes of yellow, white, purple, and black. Over this in white text with black shadow outline it says, “We’re not going ANYWHERE!!!”
On bottom left corner is a small round imprint that says Nonbinary memes and more with a circle and line starburst non-binary symbol in the middle in white to stand out from the black stripe.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 16

Text in middle flanked on top and bottom by diagonal trans color striping (light blue, pink, white) that says, “Dear Trans Kids. This world is better with you in it and you are worth fighting for.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Mar 9

I’m sweet buttered corn.

Three paint sample chips. One is pale blue and called Sweet Baby Boy. Second is pale pink and called Sweet Baby Girl. Third is light yellow and called Buttered Sweet Corn. The three genders! 😂🤦🏻

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Feb 23

It’s on days like this that I’m reminded of these immortal words by @rayterrill.bsky.social after the home opener in 2016. 🤦🏻😂 #WeSuckAgain #SAIEW #RCTID

Screenshot of a tweet by Ray Terrill @Rayterrill
“Ah. We suck again. The TA is mad. Everything is back to the way it should be. 😂😂😎
#SameAsItEverWas #RCTID

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Feb 22

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Feb 17

Hoes mad!

Seven garden hoes with angry emoji faces on their blades that are shades of orange.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Jan 22

Result from my blood test after three months on T. Lol. My chart probably does say I’m non-binary cause my medical clinic is cool. But for insurance billing they have to say my AGAB which is female. Ugh! I just had to laugh at it being shown as high. Normal T range is 300-800. I’m not there yet! 😂

Results of a testosterone blood test showing the persons T levels as high at 209. Normal range is 2-45 ng/dL. Person is AFAB non-binary person on testosterone HRT for gender dysphoria.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Jan 22

You’re a transmed gatekeeping (ie- exclusionary) waste of good oxygen!

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Jan 19

Tell us you are unclear on the meaning of the -phobia suffix without telling us.

Definition of the suffix -phobia. Showing that it’s also defined as “an aversion toward, dislike of, or disrespect for a thing, idea, person, or group”.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Dec 25

However it could also be: (Or am I allowed two?)

David Bowie in his “thin white duke” persona. Wearing a white formal button up shirt and a buttoned up black suit vest. His slicked back hair is orangey red and he’s holding a microphone. He’s looking off at a diagonal direction. This photo was taken of him on stage in the 1970’s.

Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)@dnsoccercow· Dec 25

Okay first take is my emotional support dead guy is: