Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler
@docsaico
Chef. Honk. Horror Mage. Cat Mom to Dairy Queen. Techno-Zen Hippy. Progressive Liberal. Unavailable. Uninterested. Anti-AI. ACAB. Always be kind. Mind your own business.
Oh my fucking god, you guys. Over the last few years, I’ve been noticing pneumonia taking out a significant number of people who were otherwise fine and should have been able to recover. Pneumonia isn’t an automatic death sentence, usually, but I think it’s becoming one. 😭😭
As a cook, I particularly enjoyed this metaphor, but as always, doc can’t miss. Please read, share, and tip if you can!
It pisses me off SO FUCKING BAD when people dip their goddamn food like this in videos. Why the FUCK are you sloshing the sauce everywhere?! 🤬
This album is an all-time favorite of mine, and it came to me the other day after at least two years without it. I’m so glad. 🥹🥹♥️♥️
This is exactly what I’m talking about. I have a Netherlands mindset. You do not own me as a business and are not entitled to my time beyond the schedule! I will not do a bunch of work when it’s time for me to clock out, fuck you for trying to make me.
Did another quick lewk then picked up groceries - check out the sky on the drive back!! 🫨
Had a yummy dinner with the rents and I’m sooooooo tired. I’mma sleep for so long tonight, with my sweet girl. ♥️
Over medium eggs, sausage and toasted bagels. I love to get bagels hot from the toaster, put them on the counter so they don’t steam up the plate, then put 3-4 pats of butter on each half and watch them melt slowly while I eat. It’s a meal that makes me slow down and savor. ♥️
I opened the front door to check what it’s like temp wise outside, and Maya ran over to stop me from leaving. 🥹 My sweet snug bug missed me this week.
Genuinely scared to be trapped in that hot, humid kitchen this week. 😭
Breakfast today was a croissant with Nutella, vanilla whip cream and fresh strawberries. 😍 It was delish!
Almost two weeks later is when the tire blew and I had my accident. So, if I got a testimony from the mechanic, or receipts, it would show that I had plenty of time to replace the tire. BUT. Some of the tickets feel unfair. Two unsafe tire charges? I only had one bad tire…