Just Don't Shoot The Dog

@dontshootthedog

Never-Trumper even before that damnable escalator ride. Recovered (former) Texan. #adoptDontShop #86-47 #loveIsLove #BakingIsMyJam #abolishICE #eatTheRich #AmericaHasTooManyVillainaires #UnionYES #electMoreWomen #bringBackEmpathy #prosecuteALLThePedophiles

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Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· 19d

I have a list all ready to go...

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· 23d

Just 2 lil ol Southern Belles reunited at long last.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· 28d

Fucking Chris Miller made sure the insurrectionists were unimpeded by law enforcement.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Jul 7

Custom "The Hill" urinal cakes, available in bulk quantities for all of your urinary needs.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Jun 29

I keep asking... maybe wait 'til fall when they're all fattened up from eating all summer. Unfortunately, humans don't hibernate so we'll still see their greedy ambitions play out over the winter. Kristem Morey has the right idea.

rainbow arch over text "Eat The Rich."
artist is Kristen Morey

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Jun 27

lol was the reporter lying about the "tradition?" I was just thinking about Rudy G. leaving such an oil slick that they'd have to drain and clean it all over again. "Sorry, kids, out of the pool. Please wander over to those kind strangers in hazmat suits!"

hazmat suited worker scrubbing woman exposed to radiation.
from the movie Silkwood.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Jun 20

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Jun 14

I got an idea. The PERFECT gift.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 31

lol just seeing this in my notifications, i was confused about the context -- i follow a bunch of baking folks and i thought we might be talking about Bismark donuts! so... oh, THAT Bismark, the city in ND. If they accept international flights, sure, throw it in!

Bismark donuts filled with red jam. This is NOT an image of Bismark, North Dakota.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 30

This guy? 🎯

Okie Markwayne Mullin (you can tell his parents hated before he was even born) hiding out from "Antifa" or maybe paid FBI agents or maybe violent MAGA crackpots on the House floor Jan. 6.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 28

Republicans started openly admitting it way back in 2022. This is not AI or photoshopped.

Official signage at a 2022 CPAC conference which reads, "We Are All Domestic Terrorists."

10/10 no notes.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 24

This rascally doggo got the idea he could manipulate me into sharing my chocolate chip cookie with him. Not a chance, bub. Nice try.

Most adorable doggo with his precious little paw on my leg, trying to convince me to share my cookie with him. Nuuuuupe!

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 21

Xi and Putin toasting, most likely because our Pedo POTUS is a goddamn dotard.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 17

King Arthur Baking's Rhubarb/Ginger Coffee Cake. Added about 1/3c of defrosted strawberry slices to get the nice pink hue. Added toasted walnuts to crumble and small hunks of crystallized ginger to batter. @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social #baking #bakingSky

Rhubarb/Ginger Coffee Cake made with a smidge of frozen strawberries and hunks of crystallized ginger. Adapted from KAB recipe

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 13

You, sir, are the epitome of class and elegance. You, Michelle and your girls deserve any and all good fortune that comes your way. I tear up when I remember our "No Drama" Obama years. How far we have fallen! 🥹 I mean, compare and contrast:

pictures of Queen Elizabeth posing with Obama and a 2nd pic of her posing with 45/47, all in wearing formal dress

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 10

RIP Franz Kafka.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 9

Since I'm already off-piste, there's Archer, who I also watched with my kids.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 9

Ah, yes the '70's. I remember hate-watching H.R. Puffnstuff (which isn't a cartoon). Then I hate-watched Barney with my own kids when they were small. Then I watched the BoJack Horseman with my kids when they were much older. At least it was a cartoon though not Saturday morning fair.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 9

Going for the obvious --

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· May 6

I'm certain he's one of those greedy bastards making bank coordinating his stock market activity with 47's ever-yapping cat anus mouth.

"eat the rich" text under rainbow arch by Kristen Morey.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 27

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 24

I was gonna go with this gif instead but I wasn't **sure** this is Chester. If so, he also deserved what he got! Good ol' Bugs sure knows how to handle 'em. lol #47 is such a maroon!

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 23

I So hate it when a bully cries.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 23

... i mean...

Steve Cheung with his resting toad face.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 20

Salted caramel brownies. I can't use nuts (picky eaters), so I put choco chips in the batter and topped it with glaze and mini dark M&Ms and some kind of rainbow chocolate sprinkles for texture. Just a drizzle of caramel with finishing salt to break up the gooey sweetness. #baking #bakingSky

Photo of a pan of brownies topped with teeny tiny rainbow chocolates and mini dark m&ms. A drizzle of salted caramel to really bust your calorie count. Does anyone still count calories?

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 16

Stress baking sometimes yields delectable desserts. I used purchased puff pastry, the one on the right is gluten/dairy free puff pastry(!). On top: fresh strawberries filling topped with whipped cream cheese frosting topped with slivered almonds. (cont.) #baking #bakingSky

Assortment of home-made, delectible pastry desserts.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 15

I wonder if she has a closet full of those hideous red jumpsuits or she just never changed clothes. I remember the Seinfeld episode, "The Seven," in which Jerry dates a woman who seemingly never changes her clothes.

Jerry telling Elaine that the woman he's dating always wears the same dress

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 14

I REALLY want to see the pictures he drew (or "wrote," as he calls it) of analog clock faces. Extra points for getting the correct time. #releaseTheClocks

Picture of part of the MoCA dementia screening test.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog· Apr 13

(cont.) Surely the institutions have rigid standards and those sociopaths won't qualify in a kajillion years. Can you just IMAGINE what Stephen Miller would do to a pupper!? #47 hates dogs so much, even though his boss is a dog lover! #adoptDontShop #releaseAllTheUnredactedEpsteinFiles