Twanald

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I just want to laugh with y’all.

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Twanald@doodoobrain· Jun 29

What’s it like inside your head?

Screenshot of two posts:
First post: “The founder of the Oculus claims to have created a VR headset that will kill the user if they die in the game they’re playing.” and there’s a thumbnail of the article (from Futuruism.com) with what appears to be a metallic red prototype of the VR headset.
Second post:
An image of rapper 50 Cent with brow furrowed in concern, looking worriedly at another man. The accompanying text reads, “Me looking at somebody putting the headset on in Target.”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jun 23

Couldn’t sleep last night, so I looked through a bunch of DSA chapters’ websites. A lot of generic logos out there, but I found a couple that standout.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jun 23

Tidewater DSA If you grew up there, you probably had at least 1 family member with a tattoo of an ⚓️ or a 🌹 or both. My uncle (Navy) had a tat of a thorny rose vine wrapping around an anchor.

Twanald@doodoobrain· May 16

For reference

Chef Paul Prudhomme is smiling and dressed in all white with a white beret-style hat. He sits on a bench in a brick courtyard. He’s holding a trumpet while a silver-topped cane leans against his body. He is fat.

Twanald@doodoobrain· May 1

An image of Pete Hornberger from 30 Rock. His arms are raised and he’s smiling while saying “We’ll know they touched it!”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Apr 13

Forgot alt text!

Cropped original Trump-as-Jesus photo to focus on the spike-headed figure in the top-center area of the image. A thin red circle is drawn around the figure.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jan 30

He looks like the first Minion

One of the minions wearing overalls and glasses.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jan 22

Has your country ever been taken over by people who believe they don’t need to wash their hands after doing an enormous mudpie? Even when they use too-small-a-piece of toilet paper? And then they run around saying things like, “we’re ending the war on protein!” Has this ever happened to you?

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jan 3

You mean the guy being prosecuted by the Trump Admin?

Conan O’Brien’s dad wearing headphones on the Conan podcast.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Dec 28

Twanald@doodoobrain· Dec 5

Super close-up (to the point of distortion) of Trump’s face in the picture referenced in the quoted skeet.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Dec 3

Superdrag Their big hit, “Sucked Out” was all over the radio starting in 1996 (which was a big year for music). Regretfully Yours was a solid album, but their two follow-up albums (Head Trip in Every Key [1998] and In the Valley of Dying Stars [2001]) were even better.

Cover art for Superdrag’s album, Regretfully Yours; it’s a retro 1950’s-inspired aesthetic shows a person gazing into a mirror they’re also holding. Track listing appears in a right justified list on the right of the image.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Dec 2

Hell yeah. Can’t wait to see my loved ones sipping magic from an impact drill that is also an optometry tool.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Nov 11

“WE’LL HIRE ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE.” Another example to substantiate the claim that *the best people* clearly means “any white person I owe a favor—regardless of their professional qualifications.” Otherwise, your team wouldn’t have given SCOTUS “the wrong numbers.”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Sep 12

“No one on campus will stand there while I tell them about my white supremacist beliefs or my thoroughly-debunked economic ideas…aNd tHaT’s VioLenCe!”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Sep 11

To all who observe

The famous image of George W Bush learning about the terrorist attacks of 9/11 while reading a book to an audience of elementary school children…only it’s been edited so that the staffer is duplicated and the caption reads, “sir a second me just started telling you u about 9/11.”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Sep 7

When I was single, my walls were bare, I had a borrowed futon, and my TV was trash-picked with a built-in DVD player. My future wife was overjoyed (relieved?) to find my set of midcentury pink Monterrey dishes, art deco barware, clean towels, and *library* books. Autistic alcoholic priorities.

1 large plate, 2 small plates, a cream and covered sugar dish: All pieces from the set of pink Monterrey dishes referenced in my post. Although, since the pieces I owned were either sold or broken, this image is intended only as an example.

Twanald@doodoobrain· Aug 30

Can’t get there with a pulse, bitch. Try harder.

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Twanald@doodoobrain· Jul 11

Trump likes having dirt on people close to him. Gaetz has always been pro-MAGA, but he was also being investigated by DOJ for possible sex trafficking offenses. I think that’s why the Gaetz nomination was one of the first announced (on 11/13/24, a mere week after the election).

An excerpt from the article linked above, which reads:

“Trump's pick of Gaetz encountered controversy from the start, over allegations that he participated in sex parties, used illegal drugs and had sex with a minor. The FBI investigated these charges beginning in 2021, but the Department of Justice never brought charges.

However, the U.S. House Committee on Ethics conducted its own investigation into the matter, which was set to be released before Gaetz abruptly resigned from the House, effectively derailing the committee's plans. Gaetz has insisted he did nothing wrong, and pointed to the closure of the DOJ case as evidence the charges were without merit.”

Twanald@doodoobrain· Jul 10

Just noticing that the grok logo is based on depictions of a black hole’s event horizon—which is absolutely perfect, but for reasons beyond Musk’s grasp. Tech companies are coalescing into a singularity under the gravity of “the market,” leaving only a hot pile of nothing that only sucks resources.