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Dook of URL (@dookofurl) · DIRTY

Dook of URL

@dookofurl

Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother

1,823 Following4,194 Followers9,099 Posts

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Dook of URL@dookofurl· 3d

any minute now

Dook of URL@dookofurl· 5d

shart a cook?

black bmw with vanity license plate reading S (heart emoji) A COOK. shart a cook

Dook of URL@dookofurl· 28d

i took this photo about a week ago on highway 62 in california, it reminded me of a shot idea from my film student easy rider dreams

backside of a gasoline truck driving on two lane highway through the mojave desert. small mountains and pale blue sky in background, the tank is reflecting the road and sky behind us like a mirror. it was very hot outside.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Jul 12

the media right now:

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Jul 12

lindsey graham: “i have to go now. my home planet needs me.”

still frame from the Simpsons Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie show episode. Poochie is replaced by a head to toe image of Lindsey Graham, it is a frame of Poochie’s animation cel being lifted off the scene where Itchy is chain sawing through a block of ice that Scratchy is trapped inside. my talented offline friend made this but insisted i credit the Korean animators who made this joke possible.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Jul 4

woohoo

blue t shirt with homer simpson on the front. he is shirtless and holding up lit sparklers. he is happy in front of a circular representation of the USA flag

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Jul 4

perfect, no notes

google search page: tina turner

Did you mean: simply the best

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 23

it’s NOT all right! 😵

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 10

damn, even gemini’s calling it

google search: has any nba team been swept in the conference semifinals

gemini answer: yes, multiple nba teams have been swept in the conference semifinals. most recently, the 2026 Oklahoma City Thunder completed a 4-0 sweep of the Los Angeles Lakers, while the 2018 Toronto Raptors were also swept at this stage by the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Notable Conference Semifinal Sweeps:

- 2026: OKC Thunder def. LA Lakers 4-0.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 10

the problem with hand life is that the question game is all talk

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 7

ah shit, they got me

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 5

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 5

Dook of URL@dookofurl· May 4

may the Forth be with you

Sally Forth waving, wearing a light purple long sleeved collared shirt and saying “stay safe, stay healthy!”

text:

Protect Yourself From COVID-19
• Clean your hands often
• Avoid close contact
• Stay home if you're sick
• Cover coughs and sneezes
• Wear a facemask if you are sick
• Clean and disinfect
More info at CDC.gov
SALLY FORTH
By Francesco
Marciuliano and Jim Keefe

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 30

got what i really needed for my birthday, wish you could have it too

homer simpson giving dook a hug in front of the kwik e mart at universal studios hollywood. he is 43 (dook)

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 28

who needs computer to rip off century old art

bear automotive equipment mascot, a golden teddy bear with a open mouth toothless smile holding his one paw out while holding a wrench in his other paw

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 27

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 27

lol

shot of dook’s timeline:

g.c. @lscrapl.bsky: *the juice is loose*

chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social: In the future, we can look forward to even more explosive diarrhea.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 21

larry johnson?

photo of former nba star larry johnson posing as his character Grandmama, wearing cat eye glasses, wig and church hat, and a powder blue dreads with white roses pattern. double pearl necklace and bracelet.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 20

geordi meme, he has his hand out as if to say “naw, hold up” to a photo of r. kelly in his “ignition” music video. in the image below, he points as if to say “that’s the one” to a photo of christian bale and sean bean in the movie “equilibrium”.

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 13

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 9

oh good, the gardeners are here

a man in a hat supervises a herd of goats leaving a trailer to graze on the overgrown hillside. goats pictured are white, brown, and one is white with black spots like a cow. photo taken from afar and is not great

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 8

?

Cuttino “Cat” Mobley in sacramento kings jersey, holding up a fist

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 7

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Apr 7

i love that episode 😄

shot from the always sunny in philadelphia episode “the gang solves the gas crisis” dennis is selling gasoline door to door and charlie is interrupting the pitch in his character as a texas oil man (wild card, bitches!) charlie is wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie, dennis has a long sleeved blue dress shirt on and looks very annoyed

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Mar 27

graphic says “NEED Coffee!”, need is underlined twice above a yellow coffee cup that says coffee! on it. a unicorn has dived into the cup head first and is submerged up to its rainbow horn, front hooves holding the sides of the cup. lower half of white unicorn sticks out in the air, pink tail

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Mar 17

it’s a sandwich!

two skeets (1 & 3) from @los-los.bsky.social with the skeet meat (2) from @gregthemiller.bsky.social. they look audaciously similar in pfp.

1: happy patty melt day

2: i wish i had cheese filled fried jalapeños but i’m a jalapeño pauper

3: when stoners have an idea it’s called the easy bake oven

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Mar 10

although

email from live nation concerts: “Leftover Crack is on sale TODAY! Get…”

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Mar 6

bart is sad in his treehouse, thinking himself safe from the accusations of the townspeople. jasper comes up to the window to call him a thief

Dook of URL@dookofurl· Mar 4

???

a list of the “people also ask” questions from a Gates McFadden google search:

what is considered the worst Star Trek series?

Did Robert Beltran and Jeri Ryan get along?

Did Melissa Gilbert go to Michael Landon’s funeral?

Who was with Michael Landon when he died?

How much was David Cassidy worth when he died?

Do ladies shave their pubic hair? (green highlighter for emphasis)

Has Brad Pitt ever apologized to Jennifer Aniston?

What happened to Jennifer Aniston when she was 11?

Were Connie Francis and Bobby Darin lovers?

What are the allegations against Jeri Ryan?

Did Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze ever reconcile?

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